the fog is coming

april krampus brings may shrampus

[shart-factory]

"...then erupted in a spray of blood that swept across the floor, with a single drop landing on my new velcro shoes."

[drdaanvondutch]

[crustacean-menace]

Homework lady: "My dog is barking! 🙂"

The dog:

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Gustave Caillebotte - The Floor Scrapers (1875-6)

Original on top, later version below

“Despite the effort Caillebotte put into the painting, it was rejected by France’s most prestigious art exhibition, The Salon, in 1875. The depiction of working-class people in their trade, not fully clothed, shocked the jurors and was deemed a ‘vulgar subject matter.’ 

The images of the floor scrapers came to be associated with Degas’s paintings of washerwomen, also presented at the same exhibition and similarly scorned as ‘vulgar’”.

[its-fifis-world]

maliciou.s….intent

[littleguymart]

(source)

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[jacksachs]

chillers

[mellowmaidenhairs]

taz balance episode 66 comic

[niqvassieart]

little owls and cow parsley, may 2026.

[rosepaya]

[crawfishcomic]

Brainstorm

[ymutate]

Ruben Monakhov (Russian Artist, born 1970)

"The Log", 2023.

Oil on Canvas, 85 × 55 cm.

Private Collection.

[calmao666]

me when i start trekking