Keato

•I don’t know anything funny•

[ssa-jennifer-jareau]

Criminal Minds + Text Posts (2/??)

[prettyboygoobler-deactivated202]

i could be dead and i’d still heavily fuck with Spencer Reid

[fluorescentbalaclava]

This two gifs radiate the same energy

(Gifs aren’t mine)

[mrinsectbeverage-deactivated202]

I made some reaction pics, enjoy. (i didn't watermark them but credit would be appreciated)

[mylovelyreblogs]

WHY IS Aziraphale so dam cute and where I can get one for me ?

STOP YOU DAM CUTE ANGEL

you making me soft

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

[snommelp]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Someone: hires a woman

Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

[spacemonkeyg78]

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It’s bigotry because youre setting a quota to do it.

The NBA is 70+% black. Far from “proper representation”. The NBA could just not sign black people for a few years until the numbers even out. But that isnt equality.

Imagine you getting mad at that and “activists” respond with “oh, so you hate Asians then?”

Equal oppurtunity, not equal outcome. Otherwise it’s just bigotry disguised as activism.

[sadboyfactory]

every Young Justice fan when asked how they feel about Wally West

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nvmtee]

Mind your business

[sushinfood]

there’s a simple explanation to this, though!

when you are planning to do something, you are taking responsibility. you are maintaining agency in your own life.

the moment someone else says “hey pick up your shit” then it becomes their command and your response to them. No longer do you get told “hey wow you picked up nice!” you get told “why did it take you so long to do what i asked”

Naturally, hearing that enough times creates a pattern of “rebellion” whereupon ANY request to do ANYTHING you’ve been planning to do immediately sours it

because it’s not yours anymore

[disasterbisexual-moved]

well shit, dr. phil

[king-of-fallen-frost]

What makes me even angrier is when someone tells me to do something I’M ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF DOING! Especially if they ask MULTIPLE TIMES. Like, take a look! Pay attention! They want it done so bad they can do it then.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever Disney “re-imagines” an animated classic as a live action film, they use so much CGI that they’re essentially making an animated film.

[flawedmangoes]

[paleotoons]

Is no one going to mention that the “live-action” Lion King won’t have any human characters in it so it’s literally just going to be a CGI remake of the movie?

[cungadero]

2008 meme: HOVERCAT…HOVERING

2019 meme: if we all started an impromptu insurrection against united states military bases they literally wouldnt be able to stop us

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[indismatterism]

based on a meme that @Chimichangounchained posted

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[plavoptice]

[imaginespencer]

I was watching an episode in season 4 when JJ was pregnant. Emily was talking with Spencer and asked, “Do you want little baby geniuses one day?” And Spencer didn’t really reply, but it evident that he did want kids. And throughout the whole entire series it’s been brought up that he loves kids and wants kids one day. Why would they drag out that small plot point, only to make it never happen? So, if this show ends and Spencer doesn’t get that happy ending he deserves with a family, I am going to be very upset.

[goldtfinch]

i want to study literature but i want to study psychology but i want to study architecture but i want to study linguistics but i want to study sociology but i want to study philosophy but i want to study chemistry but i want to study history but i

[morethansherlocked]

That's me all the time