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the signs as lesbian stereotypes

aries: leather

taurus: the home depot

gemini: camping

cancer: u-haul after 2nd date

leo: vegan

virgo: would die for [insert name of celesbian here]

libra: totinos

scorpio: hates men

sagittarius: cool hairdo

capricorn: cats

aquarius: plaid flannels

pisces: candle hoe

#me

bob-belcher

Happy International Women’s Day!

justsomeantifas

Them: Donald Trump is actually a really good guy for refusing to take the president’s 400K salary. See he’s really not in it for himself or the money!

Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald Trump himself will be staying at Trump Tower as much as possible during his presidency, one floor of Trump Tower may be converted into a round-the-clock command post for the Secret Service. This safety precaution will cost the government roughly $1.5 million per year and the money will be pocketed by Donald Trump’s own company.

fiddleabout

#this is not normal #you fucking nitwits#the president’s salary is to remind them#that they are a PUBLIC SERVANT#that they are paid to do a job not rule as king#that he’s doing this is spitting upon that very ideal#that is fucking baked into the concept of the presidency#you absolute fucking morons

sammyxjooo

why do you like eating a girl out?

the sounds. the way she whimpers. the way she brings it up back to my mouth when i stop. the broken moans. hearing her breathing get harder & feeling her legs shake. when she looks down at me as i look up at her and she bites her lip, my gosh. the way her back arches. the way she grinds her clit on my tongue. the death grip on my head right before she cums and her legs give out. the way she pulls me back up & tastes herself on my lips.

Fuck

oops

the most toxic thing you can do to yourself is let too many people know your personal life

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

I am aware of its meaning, and no, I am not.

I think this entire “rating system” that exists within the queer community at large is absurd and divisive when what we need instead is inclusion and acceptance and collectivity.

Have a wonderful day!

#gay #lesbian #queer #really?

bitchh

2hr make out session ft inappropriate touching would be great right now.

In The Morning (feat. Drake)

kmichalak-blog

amalgammaray

Malia Jensen, Unmade Bed, carved soap, 2010

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

coldmackerel-deactivated2023110

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.