SEALED WITH A LEAD KISS *

indie wynonna earp. adopted by makenzie. est 3/20/20. show/hc based.

[traumasuggestion]

I’m allowed to be angry about what happened. I am allowed to be angry about what you did.

[earpheir]

i have decided that “seventeen” from heathers is a wyncedes theme thank you

[damagecompiilation-a]

okay but here’s another active blog call because i can and i love all my muses and you should to from most to least active: (like i said……..this List Is Too Fucking Long)

silentbreaks - original character damagecompiilation - canon multimuse hisapcstle - miles upshur from outlast mcsttrusted - missandei of naath from game of thrones happykills - zack foster from angels of death tomorrcwsnews - newsie multimuse poetleader - neil perry from dead poets society tragediestold - greek myth multimuse earpheir - wynonna earp from….wynonna earp notiinfected - ellie from the last of us hatesealed - kurama from naruto withoutapprcval - drizella tremaine from once upon a time (catch this brat pouting cuz she’s least active atm)

[booyacastle]

Wynonna Earp

3x11 Daddy Lessons

[littlelovelymemes]

*   𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐅𝐎𝐑  𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐀  ( 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 )  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .

POST  CONTAINS  SPOILERS  FOR  EPISODES  1-2 .

‘  i  am  fascinated  by  last  words .  ’

‘  i’ve  been  keeping  my  popularity  a  secret  all  these  years .  ’

‘  what  the  fuck ?  she  should  not  have  to  leverage  her  body  so  you’ll  be  a  good  boyfriend .  ’

‘  that  kind  of  sexist  bullshit  is  the  reason  why  we  have  to  dismantle  the  patriarchy .  ’

‘  my  adolescence  would  have  no  doubt  been  greatly  enhanced  by  the  anesthetizing  effects  of  coosa  liquors’  strawberry  hill  rosé .  ’

‘  sweat  builds  character ,  boy .  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  be  okay .  promise .  ’

‘  after  the  unpacking  comes  the  adventure ,  right ?  ’

‘  i  would  shake  your  hand ,  but  i  think  it’s  best  if  you  just  hang  on  to  that  towel .  ’

‘  you’ve  got  ten  seconds  to  surprise  me  before  i  write  you  off  as  ordinary .  ’

‘  that’s  morbid .  i  like  it .  ’

‘  what  are  you ,  four  feet  now ?  ’

‘  i  literally  just  did  say  that  to  your  face ,  you  human  frat  paddle .  ’

‘  you’ll  have  to  excuse  them .  it’s  not  their  fault  they  had  everything  in  their  goddamn  life  handed  to  them .  ’

‘  you  know ,  you  might  be  the  only  person  who  could  spend  all  summer  in  the  sun  and  somehow  end  up  whiter .  ’

‘  is  it  possible  to  be  150%  caucasian ?  ’

‘  if  you  came  here  hoping  to  be  hot  shit ,  you  best  not  be  seen  with  me .  ’

‘  he’s  immune  to  fatigue .  his  anger  is  a  renewable  energy  source .  ’

‘  that  is  me .  that  is  me  to  a  fucking  tee .  ’

‘  and  i’m  in  the  middle  of  a  sentence  when  all  of  a  sudden ,  he  just  honks  my  boob .  just  like  that .  just like  a  much - too- firm  two ,  three  second  honk .  ’

‘  okay ,  how  do  i  extricate  this  claw  from  my  boob  before  it  leaves  permanent  marks ?  ’

‘  who’s  this  guy  not  laughing  at  my story ?  ’

‘  that  swan  is  the  spawn  of  satan .  ’

‘  if  you  learn  anything  from  me  today ,  let  it  be  this  :  never ,  never ,  never  rat .  ’

‘  damn  it ,  how  will  i  ever  get  out  of  this  labyrinth ?  ’

‘  hard  to  imagine  you’d  ever  be  boring .  ’

‘  you’re  smart …  cute ,  too .  ’

‘  but  i  didn’t  just  say  that ,  because  i  love  my  boyfriend .  ’

‘  you’re  much  smarter  than  both  of  us ,  and  much  more  attractive .  ’

‘  but  i  didn’t  just  say  that ,  because  i  love  my  girlfriend …  who  doesn’t  exist .  because  i  don’t  have  one .  ’

‘  you’re  not  going  to  impose  the  patriarchal  paradigm  on  me .  ’

‘  i  bought  you  that  tie ,  you  asshole .  it  was  a  birthday  present .  ’

‘  wow ,  that  chip  on  your  shoulder  makes  you  look  even  shorter .  ’

‘  i’m  a  bad  boyfriend .  you’re  a  bad  girlfriend .  we  deserve  each  other .  ’

‘  do  you  wanna  smell  it ?  cause  if  there’s  one  thing  i  know ,  it’s  the  smell  of  warm  piss  in  my  new  shoes !  ’

‘  gotta  get  a  lock  on  the  door .  everyone  but  you  can  have  a  key .  ’

‘  i  have  a  key  to  your  heart .  that’s  all  that  matters .  ’

‘  that  was  so  loud ,  it  hurt  my  feelings .  ’

‘  you’re  crazier  than  i  thought .  ’

‘  that  was  a  terrible  way  to  wake  up .  how  can  i  ensure  that  never  happens  again ?  ’

‘  oh  my  god ,  you  are  both  so  stupid  and  so  is  this  war .  enough ,  okay ?  ’

‘  why  would  you  try  to  drown  this  man ?  he’s  a  goddamn  genius !  ’

‘  that’s  a  pretentious  way  of  saying  you  want  to  get  laid .  ’

‘  life’s  about  disappointing  those  in  charge  of  us .  i  learned  that  a  long  time  ago .  ’

‘  he’ll  eat  you  alive  and  piss  you  out  slowly ,  through  a  catheter .  ’

‘  i’m  with  you  until  the  end .  ’

‘  seriously ?  we  have  one  nice  moment  and  you’re  using  it  to  try  to  get  some  action ?  ’

‘  you  only  view  the  world  through  your  limited  male  gaze .  there’s  so  much  you’re  missing .  ’

‘  if  you  have  anything  black ,  wear  it  tonight .  it’s  sliming …  and  stealthy .  ’

‘  i  wish  they  would  just  choke  on  their  stupid  protein  shakes .  ’

‘  i’m  just  trying  to  keep  you  from  getting  hurt .  ’

‘  i’m  like  a  motherfucking  cat .  ’

‘  i  don’t  think  i’ll  be  able  to  get  their  screams  out  of  my  ears .  ’

‘  but  never  have  i  been  so  glad  to  have  my  orders  ignored .  that  was  some  funny  shit .  ’

‘  you  know  what  they  say …  never  trust  a  man  with  a  need  to  draw  attention  to  his  keys .  ’

‘  we  can  never  give  up  hope  in  the  eternal  struggle  of  the  good  versus  the  naughty .  ’

‘  you  may  lose  a  battle ,  but  mischief  always  wins  the  war .  ’

‘  the  only  weight  i’m  gonna  lose  is  you …  cause  you’re  deadweight …  and  you’re  dead .  ’

‘  y’all  smoke  to  enjoy  it .  i  smoke  to  die .  ’

[remanence-of-love]

[earpheir]

i havent been here at all but like i just really fucking ship wyncedes 

[skyclaad-deactivated20210430]

Not pictured: The single shared brain cell bouncing between them like a ping pong ball.

[earpheir]

i just heard my cousin say to my sister “sometimes when you don’t shut up i have no choice but to listen” and thats peak earp sisters energy omfg

[vhsmeme]

* pick-a-fight meme

‘ could you shut up for five minutes? ’

‘ i have a better idea. why don’t you walk home? ’

‘ so what? ’

‘ i don’t give a shit. ’

‘ aw, did i hurt your wittle feelings? ’

‘ are you serious! ’

‘ how could you let this happen! ’

‘ kiss. my. ass. ’

‘ oh, did i do that? silly me. ’

‘ one more word and i’ll burn your breakfast. don’t test me. ’

‘ admit it. i was right. ’

‘ get out. ’

‘ you’re wrong and you know it. ’

‘ yeah? make me. ’

‘ better let an expert handle this one. ’

‘ i hope you get sunburn! ’ 

‘ i hope you get frostbite! ’

‘ have fun getting home. ’

‘ hope you’re happy, asshole. ’

‘ get your hands out of my face. ’

‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’

‘ un-fucking-believable. ’ 

‘ forget it. i’ll do it myself. ’

‘ hey, fuck you! ’

‘ jesus, it was a joke. get over yourself. ’

‘ i hope you step on a lego. ’

‘ you’re leaving. right now. ’

‘ eat my shorts. ’

‘ this blows! ’ 

‘ don’t tempt me. ’ 

[earpheir]

           THE UNIVERSE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN. IT’S NEVER GIVEN ME A CHOICE,       IT’S NEVER…NOT WHETHER I WANTED TO BE THE HEIR OR A…A MOTHER.

                                    IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE CURSE.

independent wynonna earp adopted by makenzie

[earpheir]

Attempting sleep but uhhhhh..... maybe rebloob my promo wank wank

[archaeologian-blog]

send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on

I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!

[earpheir]

           THE UNIVERSE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN. IT’S NEVER GIVEN ME A CHOICE,       IT’S NEVER...NOT WHETHER I WANTED TO BE THE HEIR OR A...A MOTHER.

                                    IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE CURSE.

independent wynonna earp adopted by makenzie

[earpheir]

do we like new icon cuz i do

[littlelovelymemes]

✰  —  —  *  MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS

‘  good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.  ’ ‘  every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad  ’ ‘  just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch  ’ ‘  if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love  ’ ‘  why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time  ’ ‘  YOU’RE A THOT: a Tender Heartwarming Open-minded Treasure  ’ ‘  physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll  ’ ‘  so much is going on!! it’s too much!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!! i’m tired leave me alone!!  ’ ‘  imagine being a bear. no bills. you can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. seasonal weight gain is necessary. no judgement for sleeping three months at a time. itt would be beary great.  ’ ‘  shout out. just in general. im just shouting  ’ ‘  what if mike was short for micycle  ’ ‘  u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right  ’ ‘  cause of death: didn’t get attention for five minutes  ’ ‘  walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home  ’ ‘  it’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her  ’ ‘  my house is haunted because i live here  ’ ‘  you’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person  ’ ‘  i don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up  ’ ‘  it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok.  ’ ‘  do u ever look back at the ppl you used to be friends with and think dear fricken god im glad u are past tense  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults  ’ ‘  reverse-evolution. we just go back to being silent amoeba. free of the chains of consciousness. swimming   ’ ‘  yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just….. don’t get it  ’ ‘  stop breaking your own heart by exaggerating your place in other people’s lives  ’ ‘  give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you  ’ ‘  @ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards  ’ ‘  struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture  ’ ‘  *eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good  ’ ‘  wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time  ’ ‘  you can’t find me in someone else  ’ ‘  i forget everything and i just think that’s really sexy of me  ’ ‘  mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day  ’ ‘  i look at you and see wedding bells and children’s names. i’m so fucking sorry i see a future in you and you can’t even see tomorrow in me.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed  ’ ‘  imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute  ’ ‘  i don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone  ’ ‘  you BET i’m listening to 80’s love songs every night until valentine’s  ’ ‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep  ’ ‘  do the fbi agents have their own fbi agents watching them…  ’ ‘  sometimes i catch myself being salty and i’m like damn????? take a nap?????  ’ ‘  im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired  ’ ‘  i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’  ’ ‘  if you can’t handle me at my worst then we have something in common because neither can i  ’ ‘  i listened to green day once and now i’m gay and hate the government  ’ ‘  idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time  ’ ‘  i’m like rlly in the mood 4 uhh…….  being paid lots and lots of money  ’ ‘  i’ve tried opening my mouth and saying words before and i’ve gotta say. i’m not a fan  ’ ‘  say what you want about millennials but at least we don’t lick our fingers to turn a page  ’ ‘  ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do  ’ ‘  self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys  ’ ‘  im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill  ’ ‘  hearing the girl you like calling you baby in a soft voice is like having your heart fall down 7 flights of stairs and exploding  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug  ’ ‘  i need my space unless you’re the right person then don’t go anywhere  ’ ‘  first recorded attack by AI on humankind was when i asked my home assistant to play some music i might like and she put on katy perry  ’ ‘  momma didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination  ’ ‘  are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for  ’ ‘  your sketchers don’t even light up so i don’t really think i can trust you as a wingman tonight  ’ ‘  it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?  ’

[dashing-glamour]

constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick