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incorrect marauders quotes #027

Remus: Regulus? Merlin, where do I even start...

James: He's gorgeous- oh, and smart too. Not to mention he's a brilliant quidditch player as well- WAIT, please don't tell Sirius I said any of that.

Peter: I heard that he's got a secret mistress.

Marlene: I heard that he's gotten a trust fund of £700,000 now that Sirius left.

Sirius: Well I've pushed him down the stairs more times than I can count, have you heard that? How about me being the original and superior heir to our horrid parents? Or that he can't drink tea without sugar?

Remus: Oh, I'm telling Regulus you said all of this.

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perseus jackson: the OG pjo incorrect quote writer

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do you ever encounter someone and think to yourself "wow, your character is severely underdeveloped, I wonder what the fandom thinks about you" and then realize that the "fandom" in question is society and the lack of character development just means they were probably a sheltered youth.

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incorrect marauders quotes 026

Sirius: I like Remus' sweaters because they’re really comfy, but also because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Remus:

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incorrect marauders quotes 025:

Lily: Anyone care to inform me what the hell is going on here?

Remus: Well, James and Sirius-

Lily: Forget I asked.

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incorrect marauders quotes 024:

Barty: oh no, I'm going to throw up again. Shit, my head is pounding.

Evan laughing: How's the hangover treating you?

Barty: Shut the fuck up, Rosier.

Regulus: What have we learned? Say it with me now:

Regulus, Barty, and Evan in unison: Alcohol dependency is not the answer to all of life's problems.

Sirius walking in the room with a bottle of whiskey and sunglasses: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what a load of bullshit!

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incorrect marauders quotes 023:

Remus: James, Sirius, I present to you two images. On of these is a photo of your side of our dorm room, the other is a photo of a landfill in London. Your job is to tell me which one is which.

James: Hmmm, the photo on right.

Sirius: No! It's the left one.

Remus: They're both of the dorm room.

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this isn’t the first time i’ve followed someone and then seen their post elsewhere

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wait this is so epic I need to start posting again

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incorrect marauders quotes 022:

Sirius: This date is boring!

Remus: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the shop to buy groceries.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Remus: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you, Lupin, I'll do whatever I want!"

Sirius:

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incorrect marauders quotes 021:

Dorcas: gives Marlene a bouquet of flowers

Marlene: Dorcas, you know I'm allergic.

Dorcas: That's the point. I've had it with your antics.

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incorrect marauders quotes 020:

James watching Barty and Evan fight each other: Are you sure they should be fighting? What happens if they get hurt??

Regulus: They're far to evenly matched to do any damage.

James: Then, who do you reckon the strongest one of you is?

Regulus: Dorcas.

Evan and Bary in unison: Dorcas.

Pandora from a tree: Dorcas.

Dorcas: Me.

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incorrect marauders quotes 019:

circa 1988

Harry, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Luna, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Lily: Hey kids! what are you playing?

Luna: Systemic oppression

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incorrect marauders quotes 018:

Marlene, texting: O

James: What?

Marlene: Don’t read into that.

James: But I will read into that.

Marlene: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!

James: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?

Marlene: Dude, really? It's a fucking letter!

James: It could stand for something!

Marlene: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!

James: Like Oppression! Or worse…

Marlene: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing.

James: Optometrist.

Marlene: Oh my God…

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don’t know you but i think i want to because you seem so super cool and we share interests !

thank you! you seem cool as well, i would love to get to know you :)

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incorrect marauders quotes 017:

Lily: I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with the letter 'S'

Regulus sitting on the couch, with a low expression, opposite of James, who is speaking quietly and smirking

Remus: "Sexual tention", two o’ clock.

Lily: Shit, you're really good at this.

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incorrect marauders quotes 016:

Sirius comes out of the bathroom with wet hair and a towl around his waist

Remus spitting out coffee: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Sirius: What? No "good morning", Moons?

Remus blushing: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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incorrect marauders quotes 015:

Evan: Alright, Reg, your turn to wash the dishes.

Regulus: I'll wash the walls with the blood of your mother while I make you watch me do it.

Evan:

Evan: ...Okay, but can you wash the dishes first? Barty's coming over and I want the house to look nice

Regulus: