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incorrect marauders quotes 016:
Sirius comes out of the bathroom with wet hair and a towl around his waist
Remus spitting out coffee: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Sirius: What? No "good morning", Moons?
Remus blushing: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?!
remembering that the harry potter universe isn’t real is so freaking weird. because what do you mean people don’t actually flick their wands for magic??? what do you mean some of the animals on this earth ARE NOT animagi?? like, i’m supposed to believe that deer, dogs, and rats are just… normal? no secret wizards? no tragic backstories? unbelievable. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOLFSTAR IS NOT REAL??? i swear it all happened i can literally hear moony growl every full moon. don’t be fucking weird, you cant convince me otherwise.
If harry was raised by WOLFSTAR
Others: how are you so proud of being bisexual and unique
Harry: my moomy said that it was okay , my moomy said that it was quite alright
Others: it's supposed to be mama
Harry: I dont have a mom but I have a moomy
Remus: do you know what he calls you
Sirius: yes Dadfoot , and I think it's adorable
Remus: I know it is
go drink some water. james potter would want you to.
fix your posture, stretch your muscles a bit. remus lupin would want you to.
be very fucking gay. sirius black would want you to.
Officiant: do you Remus John Lupin take Sirius Orion Black as your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and health until death parts you?
Remus: I do.
Sirius: *turning to James and yelling* HE SAID YES PRONGS
Remus: *to the officiant* can I take that back please?
Sirius: nO!
focusing on Remus' face when Sirius died... because why not?
You're welcome
(make sure your screen is bright)
Sirius: I like my coffee like I like my men
Sirius: Gay
Remus: What the fuck is a gay coffee?
Barista: I have a pride flag in a cup for Sirius?
In Edimburgh I found a bit of peace in my existential crisisTM of 2019. One walks around in Edimburgh and understands how JK Rowling could think of the world of hp over there. A million fuck ups later, I hate JK Rowling. I hate that she is the worst villain hp could ever have, and yet I love the world she created. I hate harry potter as a concept, because I hate that it turned out to be a brand, I hate that shops charge you euros and euros just because when you saw a movie or read a book you felt something. I hate that the biggest fan of harry potter is the one with the hugest amount of posters, funko pops, or slytherin merch. I hate that the story is this bland social critique, I hate that goblins are this antisemitic concept, I hate that slavery is this reinforced concept, as I hate all the pink wash going on with dumbledore and how the only cannon gay mention is an insult, I hate how white it is, and I hate how much more liberal it gets as time passes. I hate it so f*cking much. And yet I hate it so much because this whole world, all the characters, the story, is such a big part of me, that I cant just ignore the fact that it is as ruined as it is. And that doesn’t mean I dont love it. Because, bloody hell, I love it. I love what we have done with the characters, how we know that sirius and remus were very much in love, how we hate snape and dumbledore. I love the muppets, and the musical, and the fandom, I love that being a ravenclaw is such a big part of my personality, and I love those books, because they are so much more than what jk rowling wrote. we all read those books, we all talked about them, and we felt that stuff, and we kept going so much further than jk rowling will ever reach. harry potter is part of my identity, and that makes me hate it and love it at the same time, and it is a contradiction, but it is true.
and that’s how I started to accept all my contradictions and how I am dealing with life now, by accepting my identity as this contradictory shit that is just there and I cannot deny
