john fortnite kennedy

what’s up im lucy im 24 and i never fucking learned how to draw

[grox]

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[nora-barnacle]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

[auntymurda]

💋🥢🦷 doistonsdepreta2 on instagram.

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[beadyeyes]

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[theladyvampire-deactivated20200]

Vampire bats drinking blood.

[charl0ttan]

*gazes at you from my perfect earthly form*

[dormitionanddominion]

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

[fern-tdvuh]

Ok first I need everyone to know that the owner posted another picture of Sebago and like. She could easily be a moose for Halloween.

Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.

[toskarin]

my youtube algorithm is broken in ways I cannot possibly repair

[coyotegirl-writer-s-block]

why are they called "looksies" instead of views????

[toskarin]

it's a regional thing

[angelicguy]

yelling at me cuz i keep feeding your 14 year old dog really sour candy

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord