a pumpkin by any other name is still a pumpkin @eatallofthepumpkinthings - Tumblr Blog

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

elveny

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

ceeturnalia

learning new things about the german rail system today

crunchbuttsteak

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

crunchbuttsteak

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

butiki

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

himborc

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

drtanner

One day I made a Tumblr, now I've been here ten years,

I've stayed through every update that left the userbase in tears,

And I don't regret a second, for here's the truth, you see:

I'm not locked in here with you, friend; you're locked in here with me.

colossal-idiot

Locked in here with meee!~

#please this was made for me

phoenix

beebfreeb

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

beebfreeb

Did I mess up somehow

ruinedchildhood

landofanimes

Sailor Moon: The Super Live (2025)

London run from February 4th to March 19th Starring Yui Yokoyama as Sailor Moon

eatallofthepumpkinthings

Pittsburgh March 12th 2025

#sailor moon

gothamite-detective

i've been reliably informed that the Waynes own a cow...? I'm pretty sure that's not in city ordinances?? but also I definitely shouldn't go arrest the little Wayne????? Choices, choices, all of them wrong.

eatallofthepumpkinthings

Wayne Manor isn't in the city... get your jurisdiction straight Bacon

the-real-jason-todd-not-dead

Stephanie and Damian are arguing about how to pronounce Albert Einstein. Stephanie instants the t is silent. A vase older than America has already been broken

eatallofthepumpkinthings

Which T? I think it should be the second one.

allhailthe70shousewife

20th Century Marriage Discussion…

lets-steal-an-archive

Enough! It’s time for Democrats to stop the bickering and nit-picking.

By Bernie Sanders | July 13, 2024

I will do all that I can to see that President Biden is re-elected. Why? Despite my disagreements with him on particular issues, he has been the most effective president in the modern history of our country and is the strongest candidate to defeat Donald Trump — a demagogue and pathological liar. It’s time to learn a lesson from the progressive and centrist forces in France who, despite profound political differences, came together this week to soundly defeat right-wing extremism.

I strongly disagree with Mr. Biden on the question of U.S. support for Israel’s horrific war against the Palestinian people. The United States should not provide Benjamin Netanyahu’s right-wing extremist government with another nickel as it continues to create one of the worst humanitarian disasters in modern history.

I strongly disagree with the president’s belief that the Affordable Care Act, as useful as it has been, will ever address America’s health care crisis. Our health care system is broken, dysfunctional and wildly expensive and needs to be replaced with a “Medicare for all” single-payer system. Health care is a human right.

And those are not my only disagreements with Mr. Biden.

But for over two weeks now, the corporate media has obsessively focused on the June presidential debate and the cognitive capabilities of a man who has, perhaps, the most difficult and stressful job in the world. The media has frantically searched for every living human being who no longer supports the president or any neurologist who wants to appear on TV. Unfortunately, too many Democrats have joined that circular firing squad.

Yes. I know: Mr. Biden is old, is prone to gaffes, walks stiffly and had a disastrous debate with Mr. Trump. But this I also know: A presidential election is not an entertainment contest. It does not begin or end with a 90-minute debate.

Enough! Mr. Biden may not be the ideal candidate, but he will be the candidate and should be the candidate. And with an effective campaign taht speaks to the needs of working families, he will not only defeat Mr. Trump but beat him badly. It’s time for Democrats to stop the bickering and nit-picking.

I understand that some Democrats get nervous about having to explain the president’s gaffes and misspeaking names. But unlike the Republicans, they do not have to explain away a candidate who now has 34 felony convictions and faces charges that could lead to dozens of additional convictions, who has been hit with a $5 million judgment after he was found liable in a sexual abuse case, who has been involved in more than 4,000 lawsuits, who has repeatedly gone bankrupt and who has told thousands of documented lies and falsehoods.

Supporters of Mr. Biden can speak proudly about a good and decent Democratic president with a record of real accomplishment. The Biden administration, as a result of the American Rescue Plan, helped rebuild the economy during the pandemic far faster than economists thought possible. At a time when people were terrified about the future, the president and those of us who supported him in Congress put Americans back to work, provided cash benefits to desperate parents and protected small businesses, hospitals, schools and child care centers.

After decades of talk about our crumbling roads, bridges and water systems, we put more money into rebuilding America’s infrastructure than ever before — which is projected to create millions of well-paying jobs. And we did not stop there. We made the largest-ever investment in climate action to save the planet. We canceled student debt for nearly five million financially strapped Americans. We cut prices for insulin and asthma inhalers, capped out-of-pocket costs for prescription drugs and got free vaccines to the American people. We battled to defend women’s rights in the face of moves by Trump-appointed jurists to roll back reproductive freedom and deny women the right to control their own bodies.

So, yes, Mr. Biden has a record to run on. A strong record. But he and his supporters should never suggest that what’s been accomplished is sufficient. To win the election, the president must do more than just defend his excellent record. He needs to propose and fight for a bold agenda that speaks to the needs of the vast majority of our people — the working families of this country, the people who have been left behind for far too long.

At a time when the billionaires have never had it so good and when the United States is experiencing virtually unprecedented income and wealth inequality, over 60 percent of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, real weekly wages for the average worker have not risen in over 50 years, 25 percent of seniors live each year on $15,000 or less, we have a higher rate of childhood poverty than almost any other major country, and housing is becoming more and more unaffordable — among other crises.

This is the wealthiest country in the history of the world. We can do better. We must do better. Joe Biden knows that. Donald Trump does not. Joe Biden wants to tax the rich so that we can fund the needs of working families, the elderly, the children, the sick and the poor. Donald Trump wants to cut taxes for the billionaire class. Joe Biden wants to expand Social Security benefits. Donald Trump and his friends want to weaken Social Security. Joe Biden wants to make it easier for workers to form unions and collectively bargain for better wages and benefits. Donald Trump wants to let multinational corporations get away with exploiting workers and ripping off consumers. Joe Biden respects democracy. Donald Trump attacks it.

This election offers a stark choice on issue after issue. If Mr. Biden and his supporters focus on these issues — and refuse to be divided and distracted — the president will rally working families to his side in the industrial Midwest swing states and elsewhere and win the November election. And let me say this as emphatically as I can: For the sake of our kids and future generations, he must win.

Bernie Sanders is the senior senator from Vermont.

amygdalae

Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

amygdalae

BRB gonna fuck the mailman like im a 50s housewife

eatallofthepumpkinthings

Pilots

Conductors

Firefighters

Postal workers

Park rangers

Porters

Flight attendants

Crossing guards

Bus drivers

Security guards

Delivery Drivers

Nurses

Doctors

Veterinarians

EMTs

Electricians

Plumbers

Cable/telco technicians

Construction workers

Mechanic

Food workers

Chefs

Retail workers

Resort, amusement park workers

Zookeepers

Cleaners

Sanitation Workers

Sports Professionals

Referees

Marching Band

Chorus

Orchestra

Nuns

Priests

Rabbis

programmerhumour

Once upon a time…

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

thebeanestbad

personification-of-anxiety

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

fata-vocant

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the-motan

kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire

otacringe

ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre

awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism

electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire

world-my-hearts-span

Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire

wyrm-in-a-closet

appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer

syn4k

[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]

x-ca1iber

wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer

1medichan1

funeral director backstreet boys: bereave, when I say

nonasuch

ghost backstreet boys: I haunt it that way

digitaldiscipline

backstreet boys doing Saul Goodman cosplay: Tell me, White

merlinmumbles

cowboy backstreet boys: ain't nothing but a cow tame

coruscanttojerusalem

educational tv backstreet boys: tell me, Nye

linguisticparadox

Fast food backstreet boys: ain't nothin but a milkshake

#pokemon go

daminette-56

Do any Arab or Chinese Damian stans have headcanons about Talia and Damian based on their childhood?

eatallofthepumpkinthings

Not Arab or Chinese but Latino and I dont know if this is a widespread thing but from a conversation with an Egyptian relative through marriage they at least got hit with a sandel in the same way my Latino family did so gotta go with Talia absolutely whacked Damian with a sandel at least once for him talking sideways

quackysprouts

ok but even if batman is location tracked back to wayne manor i doubt it would compromise his identity because the idea of weirdass bat boy living in the basement of gothams most iconic airhead and said airhead just rolling with it makes sense

“heck yeah a bat ghost moved into my house imma leave it bread” -man who thinks america has a king does not know a thing that happens in gotham