Merlin is short for Mermaid Gremlin

Run-on sentences recounted by a chronically online lingthusiastic Lindy Hoppin' Roman Catholic mermaid gremlin with ADHD who married a tumblr mutual and has an unhealthy obsession with Webtoons.

[merlinmumbles]

#1 reason I will never move to Houston is the humidity

[incomingalbatross]

Good types of babies:

Little redfaced infants with their faces scrunched up half the time

Babies with big fat pudgy cheeks that take up half their face

Wrinkly little goblin-looking babies with hands and feet that are a little too big for the rest of them because they haven’t had time to fill out yet

Babies with big, big eyes

Chunky babies with all the rubber-band creases on their arms and legs

Babies with lots of hair

Babies with no hair

All babies

Every type of baby is a good type

[thislightisonforever-deactivate]

May I add:

Babies who hug your leg with grubby hands until you pick them up

Babies who yell to say hello when they see you

Babies who wave emphatically at planes and helicopters (and insist you join them*)

“Babies” (vampire in training?) who chomp down on your shoulder when you carry them (this happened today and the baby’s teeth were so sharp I got tears in my eyes but it was still so funny)

Babies who have one word they use for everything

Babies who are in awe of other babies

Babies who run to the window when they hear the trash truck or mail truck coming down the street and wave at it until it is out of sight

Babies who carry around pictures of their family naming everyone in the picture and showing everyone in the house (🥺 made me cry fr)

[incomingalbatross]

I forgot:

Babies laughing so SO hard that their tiny lungs and bodies can’t stand it

[merlinmumbles]

Babies who cackle excitedly when they see milk coming their way (or when mom takes off her shirt to feed baby)

Babies who blow raspberries on any surface in front of them

Babies crawling away as soon as you set them on the ground, finding exactly what you didn't want them to grab (wires, obviously)

Babies who clap when you say "yay!"

Babies who wave for every form of communication, not just a greeting

Babies that give you a kiss on the cheek, but also a kiss to pages in their favorite book, but also deciding one page does not deserve kiss (and the kiss is more like a lick)

Babies that stare at you with a stern, serious look when you are unfamiliar to them

Babies that love the water (splash splash splash)

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[songofsaraneth]

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

[introspectres]

Visit Original Link

Summer Symphony in the Flooded Graveyard ♦ risograph printed in flo pink, purple, light teal, & yellow [prints]

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[merlinmumbles]

Pls pray for my friend and her kids, they just lost everything in a fire that destroyed their apt complex

[moethh]

where do you live on the internet and how can i get there

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

Donna should get the Doctor's number and be allowed to call the TARDIS randomly in future episodes for no reason. never aliens. no more aliens for Donna. always just some bullshit like "my mum told me the pink blouse makes me look washed out????" and the Doctor has to be like "girl! she's crazy! but also I'm actively being shot at right now so I will have call you back"

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

@its-the-doctor-bayyybe and he's like "that's an odd assumption. i mean i have four but that's not the point"

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

@extra-terrestial omg you're so right. "can you get me some noodles from the place on the corner 3 hours ago?"

[wheresthewater]

[Image ID: Two screenshots of Tumblr tags, they read:

First Image (written by @/its-the-doctor-bayyybe): “she calls him up to ask if she can borrow a vcr. When asked why he was asked Donna is like ‘you seemed like you would have one’”

Second Image: “yes absolutely 100% she would also call because she wants takeout and all the delivery places are closed” END ID]

[kingdom-of-rohan]

some legendary additions from the notes

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

the notes have made this one of the most enjoyable posts i've ever made. love u donna nation

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

@sing-you-fools I am straight up hooting and hollering at this

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

this is all canon now except she doesn't even have to call. he literally lives out back like an outdoor dog

[soymoss]

starling

[historical-fashion-polls]

which outfit would you rather wear? (1939)

left 💚

center left 💛

center right 💙

right ❤️

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

[tenderhooked]

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

[behaviornerdwithahat]

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

[elinorjaneofmanyfandoms]

Plus adding a few extra steps when something goes wrong. *laughs then weeps*

[merlinmumbles]

@mademoisellesarcasme and this is one reason my only knitted projects are hats and scarves lol

[huariqueje]

Norther Crystal - Serge Marshennikov , 2026.

Russian , b. 1971 -

Oil on canvas , 26 x 46 in.

[leonbutchkennedy]

[jageunyeoujari]

so there’s a new north american release of just fma omakes & many i’ve personally never seen before bc they’re like dvd extras kbndvcxv

[jageunyeoujari]

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.