pretty sure i should delete this tumblr but naaah

Do you wanna know how to live a sad life? Welcome to my blog! You're on the right place.

[heterophobednp]

dan in june 2019

[proskatersora]

horikoshi be like “how many other plotlines can i focus on now that its time for me to reveal dabis backstory”

[latuuart-deactivated20250207]

DABIIIII

[nintendette]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

THERE’S ART NOW???!?

[cipheramnesia]

Scuse me @anais-ninja-bitch but I need an explanation of those tags.

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

artists & writers be like

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[colcoction]

[stimman3000]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

when i catch my cat eating plastic

[awwww-cute]

[plur-panda]

nyooooommm

[recovery-and-fandoms-deactivate]

THIS MA KES ME S O HAPPYY

[princesstigerbelle]

Toot toot there they go

[kingjaffejoffer]

[pocblog]

literally me

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via EverythingFerns)

[officialfrenchtoast]

its this guy lmao

[cozza-frenzy]

I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.

[sniktbub]

@pearl-likes-pi ITS DALTON

[pearl-likes-pi]

@sniktbub LMAO IKR

[buffybourbon]

open rp

light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

[inoculatedcity]

“i can help with that!” austin yelled, approaching light

[buffybourbon]

“who are you…?” light asked, “what are you…?’

[inoculatedcity]

“im austin…” the kangaroo boy said with a sly wink

[buffybourbon]

light blushed “h-hi… Im light yagami…” why was his pulse so fast? he felt sick. what wascoming over him. he was normally so cool. but with austin…

[nesija]

STOP

[eatingpizzaasofnow]

I'M LAUGHING FOR 5 MIN. NOW FFS

[stolentweets]

[makeupaddictsanonymous]