Diabolis Roseus

Welcome to my silly little blog!

[s-lycopersicum]

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

[bowenoke]

like 2 months ago i saw a single lobster in the grocery store tank that'd somehow lost a rubber band and every other lobster was huddled in the opposite corner of the tank in a big lobster pile (presumably because the freed lobster was an asshole about having a free claw) like. im done with crab in a bucket mentality. You're not even trying to pull everyone else down to get out and climb up yourself, you're just being a dick. Unshackled lobster in a tank mentality

[rhymewithrachel]

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

[thrawlane]

had an idea

[eternalgirlscout]

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

[prokopetz]

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

[thecolorofthegame]

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

[rudywiser]

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

[sprouch]

short film by jonathan djob nkondo, posted to tiktok by the artist who did the sound, nicholas snyder

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[dailycatsblog]

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

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[ruffboi-mags]

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[punkitt-is-here]

Just did the glasses equivalent of that fucking Hank Hill WD40 clip upon waking up

[punkitt-is-here]

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[onlymetalmolars]

Recently switched to Clip Studio Paint and I drew some Rocky’s for practice.

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

some of you forgot about the joy and magic of reading and it shows

[woowoo-woman-deactivated2017121]

The earthy smell of rain is one of the most divine scents I’ve ever beheld.

[beemovieerotica]

i have a box of bacteria that produce that scent and i sniff it whenever i need to feel something real

[punkrorschach]

is this a personal box of bacteria?

[beemovieerotica]

my bacteria

[noticesghosts]

How did you get a box of stinky bacteria

[beemovieerotica]

they were part of an abandoned project where people were complaining that giant industrial chicken farms smell like shit (because they are covered in chicken shit) and so it was some scientists’ idea to mix in petrichor-scented bacteria into the chicken litter/manure so the farms would instead smell like grass after the rain. idk why it never took off but the bacteria is mine now and i huff it hard.

[cuteskitty]

Is this anything

Og picture under the cut