[eatingyourteeth]

I’m Val (they/them). I’m an artist from Norway and this is my shitpost multifandom blog. Primarily I will rb metal, kpop, movies/series and shitposts. There is and will be more 18+ content (mainly gore and horror content) on this blog and some of it will be untagged.

I enjoy making friends! Always feel free to shoot me a message about absolutely anything or an ask :D

Personal tag is 'screeching screeching Val' and yes u may rb any posts I make with it

My pfp and everything else is Hwang Chansung from 2pm

https://skogmord.carrd.co/ 

Secondary blogs:

Art blog : @skogmord

Anime blog : @alittlehaibane

Far Cry blog : @agentwillishuntley

Positivity blog : @fortunatesound

[dogpuppy]

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[gorgynei]

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!

[meabeck]

[sial-nawfed]

functional website btw

[willgrahamscock]

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

[willgrahamscock]

[meowizard]

today!!!! in fact!! 14th April 1912 Titanic hit the iceberg

[chirun-i]

oldie

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[ocelhirapilled]

oh, what 'ya do to me, majima-kun!

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[madsdawgg]

In my restless dreams, I see that town.

[xricky]

:3

[midnitemakrel]

[a-tarrrragon]

[vivisextion]

So good news, tenancy got renewed, bad news, all my bills went up. Thus, like all poor Londoners who rent, I had to get a side hustle.

Thankfully, I also enjoy reading tarot (and I'm not bad, if I do say so myself). If you'd like to get a reading, you can for as low as £5. I do commissions for specific spreads too! They're under the Readings tab and are mostly ones created by yours truly, each with a specific purpose in mind.

And if you practice tarot yourself, I've also made handy graphics for these spreads in the Gallery tab, if you want to try them out. Feel free to let me know how they work for you!

You can also read testimonials from previous querents here, big thanks to everyone who left me a review.

I’m also on Bluesky.

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[exclipsensfw]

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

[neonstatic]

[ID: Black and white comic with two panels in a before-after format. The first panel is labelled Old Dogs; it shows a woman and a man gossiping. The man says, "She makes freak pornos in her basement," and the woman replies, "I don't want that degenerate in my neighborhood..."

The second panel is labelled New Tricks and shows an exchange of messages between two people. The first messages are from the sender and read, "I found her NSFW??? (dead emoji) look at this freak (nauseous emoji)," followed by a screenshot of a person's adult content profile. The receiver replies, "I knew there was something off about her lmfaoooo. DMing my mutuals to unfollow her right now (yawn emojis)" End ID]