welcome love

[toastbutteregg]

eye doctor: now walk and see if the floor is moving

me: *stands up*

eye doctor: is the floor moving? 

me: um-

eye doctor: IS THE FLOOR MOVING??

[whitney-hayes]

[6lacksoul]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[itsagifnotagif]

Social Media is free

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Beverly!!

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

[joshmuratori]

[melaninerd]

Truly this is men

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

[babygvl]

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

[egberts]

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

[straightboyfriend]

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

[tranquilihty]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[eatmeoutbabes]

xxx

[eatmeoutbabes]

I keep trying to run you out of my mind, but deep in the night, I’ll still hear your laughter and feel your warmth as you pulled me closer-- and I cry myself to sleep, knowing I’ll never have you again. 

[ti-vorrei-viziare]

🌹

[thepersonalquotes]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[sleepin]

[moan-s]

[deep-sexts]