Buckle up lads

[ferbsfletch]

Phineas straight up threw away literally every college on the planet and probably even some from OTHER planets to follow Isabella to a fuckin local college. If I were her, I'd dump his dumb ass for that move

Boy u are arguably one of the smartest people in ur universe and u gonna go to tri-state state down the street????? Ferb please slap ur brother for me

[eatmoew]

Ok you have a valid point, but to be fair Phineas had narrowed down his choices to two local colleges before the ordeal with Isabella. However I do have a lot of other problems with act your age and like to pretend it doesn’t exist :/

[eatmoew]

I’ve been going through some stuff, but have this doodle of David.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[espressokisses]

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

^^^^^THIS

[nikator]

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

[politicalprof]

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

[ask-alexia-halberstram]

((I’ve texted these guys a few times, they’re really great.))

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

i’ve text them . about my tainted ass relationship & she really listened . she was great 🧡

[manymasquesofthefox]

To be clear, I only know of this as U.S. service.

[limitlesspanther-deactivated201]

Le Ask Game

Rules: answer 21 questions and tag 21 people you wanna know better.

Tagged by the one and only void, @downwardsspiral.

Nickname: Kyubes

Zodiac: Scorpio

Height: 5'7" or 5'6". One of these. I can’t remember which.

Last Movie I Saw: The Contractor

Last Thing I Googled: Google Drive… I really should bookmark it.

Favorite Musician: Lindsey Sterling, a violinist.

Song Stuck In My Head: All the Pain by In Flames.

Other Blogs: @kyubicled, for easy access to solely fanfiction related posts(still under construction/playing catch with main blog); @argomythswryest, for Hogwarts Mystery screenshots(still under construction, only had one post up so far); and @kyuubistache, I move reblogs I no longer need here to keep my primary blog’s number of posts manageable.

Do I Get Asks?: Not really.

Following: 28

Followers: 21 (I had to block 6 porn bots. It would’ve been 27 if I hadn’t.)

Amount of Sleep: 8-9 hours and I still feel tired.

Lucky Numbers: 7, 9, and 11.

Dream Job: Writer, Runner of a Publishing Company, Reviving Magazines, or Creator of Comics. (Anyone of these really).

Dream Trip: I want to visit either Niagara Falls, Stonehenge, Mount Rushmore, or Akihabara, Japan.

Favorite Food: Tie between Mondongo Soup, Lentil Soup, and Miso Soup.

Instrument: I learned how to play the recorder in elementary school, and I knew my way around the harmonica. It’s been a while though, and I don’t remember how to read musical notes.

Languages: Spanish and English. (I can’t write in Spanish to save my life, but I can speak and read it.)

Favorite Songs: Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles, Infra Red by Three Days Grace, Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Black Smoke Rising by Van Fleet, Manic by Plumb, Bring Me To Life by Evanescence, The Hands That Feeds by Nine Inch Nails, No Revolution by The Explosion, Little Sister by Queens of the Stone Age, Rock You Like A Hurricane by Scorpions, Don’t Fear The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult, Real Big (Clean) by Mannie Fresh, Follow the Leader by Calyx (ft. Teebee), Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy, War of Hearts by Ruelle, Legends Never Die by Against the Current, I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones, You Really Got Me by The Kinks, Alsatia by Galneryus, Fully Alive by Flyleaf… we’ll be here all day at this rate.

Random Fact: I used Bing and YouTube to avoid refreshing the answer for the Google question.

Your Aesthetic: Greens, Silvers, and Greys.

Tagging my followers, I guess. You guys aren’t required to do this if you don’t feel comfortable doing so.

@rck-bxttom, @weservefoodheresir, @justsaya, @fridayocean, @awkwardlyfunny7, @hollow-plume, @stonecoldcursebreaker, @gattara0, @xsorianx, @chiaretta9020, @halfyishere, @tefy20, ​@strugglinggryffindorkid, @mctompson, @madamejinx, @samstormxv, @multimusehaven, @johnwritesfiction

[justsaya]

I’m bored so i’ll do it

Nickname: Saya

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 176 cm(we live in a metrical world!)

Last Movie I Saw: Evangelion You can (not) advance 2.22(i love evangelion) with my brother

Last Thing I Googled: Evangelion You can(not) advance 2.22 Eng Dub(my brother beg me to find it bc he loves the Eng VA of the movie, mostly Shinji and Misato)

Favorite Musician: Lindsey Sterling, a violinist.

Song Stuck In My Head: Utada Hikaru「Beautiful World」(yeah i’m back to my Evangelion phase)

Other Blogs: ///

Do I Get Asks?: Not really(not that i care btw)

Following: 528 (probably 400 of them are just inactive or erased by tumblr but i’m too lazy to remove them)

Followers: 159 (mostly pornbots or people who ask me nudes and i just ignore them)

Amount of Sleep: 8-9 hours and I feel like i should kill someone

Lucky Numbers: 3, 7 and 22

Dream Job: something related to writing of any kind

Dream Trip: I want to visit either Niagara Falls, Canada or being lazy in some island in Philippines

Favorite Food: i can’t really decide but mostly pizza(i’m italian it’s in my blood xD) and salmon sushi(someone called me Sushi-slut…i didn’t like it but it’s true).

Instrument: in middle school my music teacher forced me to try the flute(in italy is common to learn it..if you don’t want a private teacher for some other instrument) i hate it! my only instrument now is my voice when i sing in the shower

Languages: Italian and English, a little bit of french(just to ask where is the bathroom and my name tho xD)

Favorite Songs: Nothing Else Matters(Metallica), Wish You Were Here(Pink Floyd and Blackmore’s Night, both version are good to me), Still Into You(Paramore…i fall in love again everytime i listen that song), Sun Goes Down(David Jordan), Way to Mandalay(Blackmore’s Night), Amaranthine, Endlessy and Over and Done(both of Amaranthe), A Promise(Dead by April), Never Forget(Greta Salòme), Little Things Give You Away(Linkin Park), Classical Gas(Tommy Emmanuel, it helps me to being in “travel mood”), Hymn for The Missing and Piece(RED), I Want To Live and Sick of It(Skillet, pretty much my rebel-phase/Teen Angst), Hold the Line and Africa(Toto) and that’s pretty much it…yeah i love romantic shit, i crave for love and the feeling of being in love

Random Fact: I usually love canon-ship of every fandom i’m in…well except MCxMerula in Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery(it’s quite common from what i’ve read so i act like it’s the canon but to me is a rip-off of Dramione, where Merula = Draco, and we all know what a filthy bastard is Draco to Hermione, it’s just not healthy, Merula force herself on MC by bullying them and still act like we should feel blessed to have her near us, meanwhile she use racial slur, jokes on personal traumas and treat other people like shit!…)

Your Aesthetic: Yellows, Blues, and Blacks.

@estellea @headcanonsandmore @lycopeneishere @triciaastra @defaultjane

[headcanonsandmore]

Thanks for the tag, @justsaya!

Nickname: H and M. 

Zodiac: N/A 

Height: Tall. 

Last movie I watched: ‘Princess Mononoke’ 

Last thing I googled: The number of a local hairdressers. 

Favourite musician: Paul Weller.  

Song stuck in my head: ‘In Bloom’ by Nirvana. 

Other blogs: My primary blog (@modernworld16) and a history blog @thepastisreallyweird) 

Do I get asks: Yes. Usually fanfiction recommendations or asking about my thoughts on a certain issue or topic of discourse in the HP fanbase. And often a few people asking me if I hate Hermione (I don’t, but some people think I do). 

Following: 77 

Followers: 3,839 (still can’t quite believe it, to be honest). 

Amount of sleep: 7-9 hours a night on average. 

Lucky numbers: Not gonna say. 

Dream job: Historian/writer/actor. 

Dream trip: Probably going around Europe, but I’d also like to visit Japan one day. 

Favourite food: Toad in the hole. Yes, I’m basically a British stereotype… 

Instrument: I can sort-of play the harmonica, and the bongos. 

Languages: English is my native language, but I can also speak a little conversational French, German, Italian and Greek. A few phrases in Norwegian, Spanish and Japanese (although the latter is mainly learned from Anime). 

Favourite songs: I really couldn’t say. I love so many different songs. This week, though? ‘Minute Mile’ by the Rifles.  

Random fact: I once got a message from Evanna Lynch (the actor who played Luna Lovegood in the HP films) thanking me for being such a fan. I’ve got a big crush on her, so that was awesome. 

Your aesthetic: Sixties Mod clothing, lots of knitwear, and practical boots. 

Tagging @weasleyismyking540 @hillnerd @burgundydahlia @queerqueenoftears @ronandhappiness 

[pamayapaya]

Lol so I’ve done this once already a while back but I’ve sorta got new answers now that I’ve been tagged by the amazing @headcanonsandmore

Nickname: my dad calls me Mighty and my older brother calls me Maya-Papaya (even tho I hate papaya)

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5’5 I think (and yes I know I’m short)

Last movie I saw: tbh I don’t remember for a fact but I’m pretty it was HTTYD3

Last thing I googled: google classroom apparently

Favorite musician: oof I really don’t know, maybe Imagine Dragons or Fall Out Boy?

Song stuck in my head: For Ya by Bandana Split, You Are Loving by the timmies, and Heartlines by Florence + the Machine

Other blogs: I made @rarepairsunite a while back but it never took off and I don’t use it anymore

Do I get asks?: no but I wish I did! It’s so fun interacting with people and I love ask games! They’re my favorite

Following: 1509

Followers: 421

Amount of sleep: like 6-7 hours a night usually

Lucky numbers: I’ve always liked 16

Dream Job: ugh imagine if I could just be an author

Dream Trip: I went to New Orleans when I was way younger and I’d love to go again! Maybe with some friends, and we’d just go sight seeing

Favorite food: I love and would give my soul for Fried Jacks! They’re a Belizean food my nana and auntie used to make for me and my sisters and cousins and basically the reason for my existence

Instrument: I don’t play any, but like two years ago my dad randomly brought home a guitar for me and was like “I thought you might want this”. I still have it but I never learned how to play it.

Languages: English is my first language and I know some Spanish (but I’m not very good at it)

Favorite songs: can’t think of any at the moment, ughhh Crybaby by the Neighborhood, On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons, Heartlines by Florence + the Machine

Random fact: okay this is more of a story but I’m telling it anyway.

So according to my mother and older relatives, there was once a party at my house when I was like 3 or 4 years old and I asked my mom if she could get me juice. She told me to wait because she was talking to somebody, so I went and tried to find someone else but all the adults were talking.

So instead of waiting, I decided to go into the kitchen myself and grab a huge chair from the table. I brought the table into the living room (where everyone was) and placed it in the middle of the room.

I then got up and stood on the chair and yelled out, “Excuse me! I have an announcement to make!” and everyone thought it was going to be something serious.

Then I go, “Can someone get me a cup of juice. I’m thirsty”

I have absolutely zero memory of doing this but apparently I did

Your aesthetic: idk guys, maybe stuff like notebook paper, headphones, hood always up, rain, things of that sort

I’m tagging @fieldofblueblood @lgbtqfairiesarereal @autisticplumeria @stonerbrujx @overmelted

[overmelted]

I liked it!! Thanks for the tag @queerqueenoftears <3

Nickname: My friends call me Isa or Bela, my aunts call me Bebella (what used to make me uncomfortable, but now I just don’t care, it’s kinda cute hahaha).

Zodiac: Taurus ♉️

Height: (oooh the american metric system hahahaha) 1,63 m or 5’4.

Last movie I saw: Ralph breaks the Internet.

Last thing I googled: hahaha my height in feet and inches 😂

Favorite musician: Ed Sheeran, Aurora and I’m starting to like Ariana Grande a lot. I love Falamansa, O Teatro Mágico and A Banda Mais Bonita da Cidade too (Brazilian bands).

Song stuck in my head: Little talks - Of Monsters and Men.

Other blogs: I don’t have any, actually hahaha I have an Instagram account, it counts?

Do I get asks? Not as much as I would like, YOU CAN TALK TO ME FOLKS

Following: 267

Followers: 116

Amount of sleep: I think 6-7 hours a night.

Lucky numbers: 7 and 13.

Dream job: honestly, I would like to be rich hahahaha but well, I guess I would like to be a cartoonist or an animator, although I’m an engineer. I’m doing a post graduation so maybe I’ll be a teacher and just draw for fun, I’m good with it. And I really like math hahaha calculus is fun gurls, don’t be afraid of it.

Dream trip: Ireland for sure, Belgium and Netherlands too.

Favorite food: brigadeiro (a brazilian dessert), fries and hamburger 😅 I’m not a healthy person.

Instrument: I play cavaquinho/cavaco! And I don’t know the translation for it hahahah it’s like an ukulele, a small guitar… IDK it’s a cavaco.

Languages: Portuguese and English (so so) and a bit of Spanish.

Favorite songs: OMG so many. I think at the moment my favorite songs are Happier - Ed Sheeran, Thank you, Next - Ariana Grande, Love on the Brain - Rihanna, Flashback - Fat Freddy’s Drop, and Oitavo Andar - Clarice Falcão.

Random fact: I’m good at calculus but I’m bad at algebra, hahaha like HOW

Your aesthetic: Idk, maybe sunflowers, calculator, coffee, converse sneakers and sketchbooks/colors: green, yellow and light pink.

I’m tagging @manny-bgm @kingronbw @eatmoew <3

[eatmoew]

Woah I’ve been tagged!! :D Nickname: My real name is Natalie and there’s not really a lot of nicknames that can come out of the heh. But I’ve been called Nat and Natalia. Zodiac: Cancer 🦀 Height: 5’5” Last movie I saw: Harry Potter and the goblet of Fire (ewww) Last thing I googled: the “Gibby didn’t like that” meme lmao Favorite musician: I’ve been into panic at the disco lately I suppose Song stuck in my head: Baby shark ahahaaha Other blogs: I have my Ron account and a doctor who incorrect quotes blog kek Do I get asks? Not really oof Following: 45 Followers: 29 (on main at least not to flex but I’ve got like one thousand total) Amount of sleep: usually get the full 8 Lucky numbers: 14 Dream job: I want to work on a TV set!! I don’t really care what I’m doing I just want to be a part of a production!! Dream trip: I want to go to Japan 🇯🇵 (I think that’s the right flag uhh) Favorite food: Anything with pasta Instrument: I play a lot of instruments actually but I’m not very good at them. I play the clarinet, alto saxophone, piano, harmonica, and ukele Languages: English...... Favorite songs: I haven’t really been listening to much music lately, so I can’t rwally think of anything Random fact: I have two bones in my pinky toe instead of three like normal Your aesthetic: P u r p l e and tech I shall tag @vivithefolle and @ronandhappiness

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This !@#$%^&* is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[simlyliving-deactivated20170518]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[fiishboowl]

This is actually painful to see. wtf. Please unfollow me if you feel that bi people are not valid. This is not a place for biphobes

[gentlefemdomboy-deactivated2017]

What the fuck is wrong with some people? If you are any kind of -phobe, please get the fuck out.

[grayaan]

love is love, and there is never a valid reason to hate or control who they love, being phobic is just an excuse it seems to lash out at each other it seems.

[c-major]

I’m a bisexual married to a man and I approve this message. Bisexuals matter! Love is love!

[hillnerd]

Yup. Anti-bis get out of my followers please

[minimuii]

Maybe this is just me but when it comes to angst does anyone like have weird but very solid preferences over the characters they would prefer to get physically hurt, vs like, emotionally hurt?

[eatmoew]

Yeah actually physical hurt makes me super uncomfortable. I would rather divulge into the mind then the body tbh.

[bravechamomile]

★  Commission Open ★

 - Don’t be afraid to explain too detailed, in fact it will help a lot!

 - I draw only TRADITIONAL ART

 - I have the right to refuse any commission

 - Only I and the commissioner (with credit) will have the right to post a commission

 - Contact me through DM where we can discuss all the details, so I can       bring your idea to life :3

I will be very grateful for your commission! Reblogs are really appreciated :)

[eatmoew]

Support the artist!!

[eatmoew]

Help???

So I’m asexual and questioning. If I turn out to be straight am I LGBT? I might be the big Bi but I’m not quite sure.

Just wanted to know the opinion on straight aces .

Please don’t hurt me…

[headcanonsandmore]

Take your time figuring things out; don’t feel like you have to prove yourself about it. Gate-keeping in the LGBTQIA+ community is a serious issue. If you’re asexual but hetero or bi-romantic, you are a part of the LGBTQIA+ community. The A stands for Asexual, after all. 

I’d suggest talking to @diva-gonzo. They’re very good at discussing this sort of thing.

Hope that helps.  

[divagonzo]

@eatmoew - Ace spectrum Dragon stepping in since @headcanonsandmore called.

Help???

So I’m asexual and questioning. If I turn out to be straight am I LGBT? I might be the big Bi but I’m not quite sure.

Just wanted to know the opinion on straight aces .

Please don’t hurt me…

No one better hurt this possible Baby Ace *gives dirty looks around* but I’ll be glad to answer you and then some, dear.

First of all, take all the time you need. Seriously. If that’s a week or 20 years, that’s fine. There’s no set schedule or deadline to figure yourself out. At all.

Second… Being Heteroromantic Asexual is still LGBT. A stands for Asexual, not Ally. The gatekeeping I went through in the dark ages is still there but it’s a touch better than it was then. You’re part of it completely.

If you are Ace and in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex/gender? You’re still in the community. If you’re in a relationship with someone of the same sex/gender you’re still in the Community. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

And if you are actually Bi? That’s good too.

All of this is coming from a Demisexual/DemiRomantic Ace (who has been happily married to her heteroromantic greyace husband for over 22 years.)

(I too went through this way back when and took decades to figure things out.)

You’re not broken. Nothing is wrong with you. No one has to fix you. You don’t have to do things just to make sure. 

Here’s the big thing too: If you grow and come to realize later and decide a previous label doesn’t work or fit anymore, no one has the right to give you any s* about it. It’s your life and journey and adventure - no one else’s.

Sincerely,

[eatmoew]

This was very helpful, thank you for sharing your story with me it means a lot. 🖤💜

[eatmoew]

This book is a trip but it’s an amazingly written trip and I highly recommend it.

[eatmoew]

So I’ve recently discovered “A Very Potter Musical”

[eatmoew]

Help??? So I'm asexual and questioning. If I turn out to be straight am I LGBT? I might be the big Bi but I'm not quite sure. Just wanted to know the opinion on straight aces . Please don't hurt me...

[eatmoew]

@glimadora-week 

Day 1: First Date!!

Glimmer: Once this war is over can I take you on a date Adora?

Adora: A date???

Glimmer: We can get smoothies

Adora: Smoothies????

((also do you like the scar Adora got from Catra? ;) ))

[eatmoew]

Ok screw voltron,, BUT LOOK AT THIS CUTIE

[gay-for-thirteen]

Discuss.

[eatmoew]

Guys... Plance is straight Lapidot

[eatmoew]

I'm 100% on board with ace Pidge, but as an asexual myself let me tell you:

👏Aces👏Need👏Love👏Too👏 Just because you're ace doesn't mean you can't have romance, you just aren't sexually attracted. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk. 💦🌱