mi'iren'hallas

Huge Dragon Age nerd, and I've been translating Elvhen. Nadas'halam yo. Also into Netflix binging, programming my own game engine, Minecraft and various other video games.

[bagelr-blog]

who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me

[anphivenas]

happy birth day hickory ham mike

[ttvck]

ive never seen ingredient presentation likethis

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time

[teathattast]

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[soracities]

absolutely enraptured rn

[soracities]

im sorry but this is the cutest thing i've ever read in my LIFE

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

What house decor screams “I’m straight”?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I can’t decide which one of these I like best

[bea2me]

Complied from the notes, straight space bingo

[afeelgoodblog]

Happy pride from their cleaning lady 🥰

[generousdonkeyskeleton]

im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen

[mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2]

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

I don't know why but I felt the need to edit them so it looked like they're lined up for execution by duck foot pistol

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes

[discount-supervillain]

[thekeymonster]

Willow and Juniper Kitties - 2020

[sunshineandlyrics]

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

[beckiboos]

Oh that’s sadistic

[jasminebythebay]

food for the soul 🍲

[shuihuzhuan]

does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

[shuihuzhuan]

if you have to lean on that as a crutch you clearly won’t sexualize anything and need to study the masters. like whoever drew pregnant clippy

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[spoooky-mary-deactivated2025051]

I think I'm gonna go cry now.

[theconcealedweapon]