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[lovergirl-latte]

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

[vintagelasvegas]

Four Queens, corner of Fremont & 3rd St, 1986

Photo by R. A. Young

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[zegalba]

We Love Katamari (2005)

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[pissvortex]

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

[thememedaddy]

[thetechnicallydeadclub]

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME NOW!

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD HAPPINESS!

[the-haiku-bot]

I’M SICK AND TIRED

OF NOT BEING ABLE TO

AFFORD HAPPINESS!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

[infectiouspiss]

the g spot is inside the stab wound

[avadaniels]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[flower-cute-posts]

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest lesbians (Available HERE)

[alyna-gg]

"how gay are you?" yes

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[finnglas]

It was always a thermometer, not a thermostat, and I’m begging people to understand that.

[mx-macintosh]

calling nonbinary people "they/thems" is the same as calling women "females." send post

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out