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The James Avery Tribute The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reunion (2020)

I can't even describe the headache I get from reading my own posts

#:D #I really do just be typing words huh #right into the void you go #text posr #text posf #text post

Every person on here talks like they play DnD even if they don't. Like, rune? heresy? dark arts?? cloak??? I swear to God I didn't have a clue what a heretic was before tumblr

#yall really ruined my speech huh #now I talk like I'm about to show out at a renaissance festival #i diagnose tumblr with medieval crackhead energy #dnd #dungeons and dungeons

anexperimentallife

This whole thread is cool and wholesome.

weedyshurgusburgus

something they have control over!!! yes!!!!!!!

cheeseanonioncrisps

My number one tip for straight men (I mean, it could conceivably work for other genders and sexualities, but you’d have to adjust it quite a bit) is: inagine they’re a man.

Imagine that you just randomly told some bloke in a pub that he has beautiful eyes.

That you walked up behind your coworker Jim and started caressing his neck and shoulders while talking to him about the budget.

That you just sent a large and unexplained bouquet of flowers to Darren in Accounting.

That instead of complimenting a coworker on her breasts, you complimented him on his dick.

Does the action now seem weird? Uncomfortable? Do you no longer want to do it now that it isn’t directed at somebody you are sexually attracted to?

That strongly suggests that your action has a sexual aspect to it and therefore probably counts as sexual harassment!

glorious-spoon

I have a large, colorful tattoo on one arm. I’ve had multiple strange men cross a room to tell me how awesome it is, frequently while I’m at work, and it has never made me uncomfortable.

A couple of weeks ago, someone yelled out a car at me ‘I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BOOTS’, which was awesome.

It’s just… it’s really not hard to compliment people in a way that isn’t creepy, if your goal is actually to compliment them and not to slide a ‘btw I’m thinking about fucking you’ under the radar.

If I die, please tell the death doctor not to eat my organs, those are for my mother

#pls 😔#shitpost #death mention #mom tw

I wanted to add something funny to this but nah.

Nah.

#lol idk #crack post #but thats this whole blog #donald duck #dank

expcake

yall think some kid learned how to snap from infinity war

#like some kid #somewhere #learned how to snap from the marvel cinematic universe #because it keeps me up at night #infinity war #marvel endgame #infinity gauntlet

I have an alarm set to every 420 seconds I'm alive so I can remember to appreciate it

kaijuno

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

conbuzzled

Alternate universe Ratatouille

snoozaga

kingmanlet

Ratacoochie

etienneflore

im sorry WHAT

yung-starbucks-deactivated20210

wereralph

who in god’s fuck made this

what-is-stelsas-religion

GOD DID

stimman4000

i log onto tumblr. i open my inbox

message 1: how do i break up with my bf

message 2: tigole bitties

message 3: what slurs, if any, do you think garfield can reclaim? please consider the fact that he’s queer coded but not explicitly queer in your answer

endangered-justice-seeker

Another unrelated historical fact: Julius Steicher, editor of Der Stürmer, was also hanged at Nuremberg because his publication essentially inspired stochastic terrorism and genocide, despite the fact he himself never DIRECTLY killed anyone.