#eatmyrainbow

Gaga Lana FERRETS! Gay of course Social Work Pokemon Travel Disney Will and Grace etc.

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]

[quantumfeat72]

[reactionfaces]

[beesus-christ]

[surprisebitch]

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

[69deactivated-deactivated202205]

:/

[romy7]

[carillonghorn]

[kirajaja]

[damienstarry0w0]

[damianimated]

Did I do this meme thing right?

[homofied]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[deacytits]

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AND CRYING, OH MY GOD

[punkrockhippiefromthefourties]

One time I was so high that I got into bed and tried to put on my seatbelt

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[mary]

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[kitty]

[conorthebarbarian-deactivated20]

[thrussy]

[guy]

delete this

[un-cerebro-hambriento]

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

[poppetdrop]

listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest

[beautifyings]

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

[fatimamononoke]

just wanna lay in silence with somebody who cares about my emotional wellbeing

[retrogamingblog]

Artist Arvalis got a job on the Detective Pikachu movie based on their DeviantArt portfolio of Realistic Pokemon

Artist Arvalis has been drawing realistic Pokemon for over 6 years and that work led him to a job as a creature designer on Detective Pikachu. He was hired after the movie’s production designer did a google search for “realistic pokemon” and his page popped up.

Check out their portfolio here:

 https://www.deviantart.com/arvalis/gallery/39915677/Realistic-Pokemon

[demetresgiannitsos]

[babycutie]

kissing under the mistletoe is so overrated. deep throat him.

[yaskweenly]

The Mirror of Erised

[starfleetflyboy]

okay this is objectively fucking hilarious like I know it’s real but it seems like something out of a parody. I’m supposed to look at this and seriously believe that jude law is lusting after that? that his heart’s most desperate desire is that raw chicken breast with hair? I’m meant to see jude law pining after that absolute saltine of a man and not laugh??