Why do I need a title I thought this was America

Going through my blog will be like riding on a bald eagle through the American skies #beautiful

[lycanthology]

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

[lycanthology]

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

[mrsterlingeverything]

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

[foreveriallyzombified]

during the quarantine, my hair has gotten very long….

my beard has gotten medium because i shaved it but it was very long as welll…

as for my penis length…. well i can’t say that there’s ladies in the room

[foreveriallyzombified]

thank you dear. *waits for her to leave*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*watches to make sure she is gone*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*closes the door gently and turns around to face the reader*

my penis has gotten very long as well.

[makkleyn]

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

You're laughing, he confessed to your grandmothers murder and you're laughing.

[cristalplanetheart]

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[omegaverse]

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

[omegaverse]

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

[lesbitchka]

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

[amateur]

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

[wizardshark]

the fuck does this mean

[dr-binchcraft]

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

[wizardshark]

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

[aidashakur]

forgive your younger self. believe in your current self. create your future self.

[luv4pwr]

[srirachamami]

Playing small will not serve you, look as good as you want, take up the space you need and be whoever you want to be

[luxurylearry]

[iraffiruse]

[drubtwopointoh-blog-deactivated]

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

[lj-lovegood]

Amen.

[adamndisgrace]

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

[misa-nthropy]

[bartfargo]

If God is all-powerful, then why does He require blood sacrifice to do what I can do with three simple words? “I forgive you.” There. That wasn’t so difficult, now, was it? And nobody had to get nailed to anything.

[spiderine]

Arguing with god? Welcome to Judaism, y’all. That’s literally our job description: the word “Israel” means “to wrestle/struggle with god.” One of our most holy books is composed entirely of Bible concrit.

By the way, Stephen Fry is Jewish (Jewish ancestry passes down the maternal line), and is “as proud of being Jewish as [he is] of being gay.”

Yes, you can be an atheist and still be a Jew. It’s a thing. :)

[madgastronomer]

Wow, he acknowledged that there are non-monotheistic beliefs, and that not all gods are creator-gods, or are omnipotent/omniscient/omnibenevolent. Most atheists don’t.

I mean, I can get behind his other sentiments, too, I wouldn’t enter the heaven of a god like that either, thanks.

It’s just also nice to have it acknowledged that other viewpoints exist, and indeed existed before that concept of god did.

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.