PICK - UP LINES SENTENCE MEMES !
these are all sent in to me on whisper after i’ve received them , so be prepared ! some can be nsfw , so be warned. i’ve changed the pronouns / genders to make it so they’re possible to use with any gender. some are only for specific genders since i can’t change all of them.
❛ i’m sorry , i lost my house … wanna take me to yours ? ❜
❛ my couch pulls out but i don’t. ❜
❛ are you the sat ? because i’d do you for three hours with a break in the middle for snacks. ❜
❛ on a scale of one to america , how free are you tomorrow ? ❜
❛ your name must be gilette , cause you’re the best a man / woman can get. ❜
❛ i’d offer to take you to a movie , but the sign says no snacks allowed (; ❜
❛ why pick you up ? i would rather lay you down. ❜
❛ roses are red , violets are blue. how the hell do i marry you ? ❜
❛ my cock died. can i bury it in your ass ? ❜
❛ i’m a rugby player. would you like to play with my odd shaped balls ? ❜
❛ roses are red. violets are purple. i can’t rhyme for shit. potato. ❜
❛ my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u. ❜
❛ except being sexy , what are you doing in your life ? ❜
❛ hey i lost my number , can i have yours ? ❜
❛ need a warm tongue between your thighs , baby girl ? ❜
❛ i’m having a sale in my bedroom. my clothes are 100% off. ❜
❛ did you sit in a pile of sugar ? because you got a sweet ass. ❜
❛ are you my phone charger ? because without you , i’d die. ❜
❛ i want to bend you over the bed , kneel down behind you and tickle your ass with my tongue. ❜
❛ let me clean your seat … ❜ * wipes face *
❛ if you were words on a page , you’d be the fine print. ❜
❛ there are trees that can grow more than one kind of fruit , and they’re called fruit salad trees. ❜
❛ you remind me of someone. you remind me of the girl of my dreams. ❜
❛ i’m a muggle on the streets , but a wizard in the sheets. ❜
❛ is your body from mcdonalds , because i’m loving it. ❜
❛ are you australian ? you seem to meet all my koalafications. ❜
❛ are you from tennessee , because you’re the only ten i see. ❜
❛ hey girl , wanna f_ck ? i’m just missing u. ❜
❛ kiss me if i’m wrong , but dinosaurs definitely exists … ❜
❛ fuck me if i’m wrong , but isn’t your name ( insert name here ) ❜
❛ are you busy today ? cause i’d like to be on your to do list. ❜
❛ hey i’m writing a phone book and i need your phone number to complete it. ❜
❛ i have food and i’ll share it with you. ❜
❛ are you from france ? cause ma’damn ! ❜
❛ are you a major minor 7th chord ? because i want to resolve you to major d. ❜
❛ they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth clearly they never stood next to you. ❜
❛ hello i’m bisexual. i’d like to BUY you a drink and then get sexual. ❜