huh?

~they/he~ yello i just exist here sometimes ig??? i'll post art once i feel like it be nice please i will have inactive periods sometimes. no i am not dead. i like a lot of things but rn it's specifically homestuck and ego renegade boy/ flavor foley, feel free to ask about my fandoms! i'm more of a mushroom now than a axolotl but hey that's my name forever dms are open to mutuals i think ~one day i shall make a intro post for all this shit to go in~

[the-worm-from-the-string]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY!!!

[ebitheaxolotl]

HAPPY DELTARUNE TOMORROW EVERYBODY!!

[mapsontheweb]

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

[headspace-hotel]

Mystery dog…

[cool-ghoul]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[sandersstudies]

The Spanish: Look at this animal we brought with us.

Native Americans: oh that’s a uh. Weird fucking dog you got there.

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I am not part of the project hail mary fandom and know nothing about it, yet it's all over my feed. Here's what I've gathered so far:

mc is a sassy middle aged science teacher who would both kill/die(?) for his friends, but would also trade them for a snickers purely for the love of the game. would rather shave his head than kiss someone

mc looks like he did crack in college and would probably throw hands with his 86 y/o professor for forcing certain beliefs in the classroom. he would lose and whine about it.

there's a silly little rock thing that is really good friends with the mc and has very little understanding of exactly how humans work. would panic if it saw synchronized swimming

they're in space I think. maybe.

silly little rock has a big silly green rock partner

there's a girl and I think she would sell mc for loose pocket change and an oreo

is this at all accurate

[d1n0s4urzz]

Happy late birthday to technoblade I forgor

[theconcealedweapon]

This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.

This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.

[crippled-peeper]

why is it so fucking hot out

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[millastaria]

my part for gem birthday collab!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM 💎✨

[itsmiaelloso]

My part of the collab, happy birthday gem!!

[raeprise]

I am genuinely making myself tremble with grief at the thought of what the minecraft movie could've been.

[raeprise]

First off, it should've been entirely animated. They even already have the style for it! Based off the official concept art given at different MC live events:

Like... do you not see the awe in the mundane? the beauty of a game many people have been playing for a decade? Do you not see the wonder?? the love??

[heartattackinblackdye]

sometimes i want to tell my closest mutuals that they’re my closest mutuals but then i feel ashamed for reason at all because what if im not a close mutual

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

[ebitheaxolotl]

iiiitttts pride month you know what that means

do i though???

[the-worm-from-the-string]

Gay mushrooms

[ebitheaxolotl]

everyone should eat the mushrooms that make you gay trust

[nonbinary-character-of-the-day]

Today's Nonbinary Character Is:

Ribbit from The Amazing Digital Circus!

Ribbit uses she/they pronouns.