ebphonehome

she/her | super queer | cat lover | just really weird generally | mega shipper

[bsaka7]

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

[thememedaddy]

[ebphonehome]

AND ALSO ORDERING EVERYTHING FROM A FUCKING QR CODE THAT DOESN’T EVEN WORK HALF THE TIME? JUST COME AND ASK ME, WHY DO I NEED TO WRITE YOU AN EMAIL? IF I WANTED TO DO THAT, I’D WORK IN A SOUL-SUCKING CORPORATION.

[thememedaddy]

[ebphonehome]

Both apply, just depends on the day.

[lalaleeiillaa]

“yeah i read a lot!”

“oh awesome! What books do you read?”

[ebphonehome]

Oh, the consequences of opening my mouth.

[sobac]

he is angry bcs of camera incident

[ebphonehome]

Can we be so fucking for real, though? Stevie had every right to beat the shit out of Jonathan for that. Granted, it was a tad excessive in the end, especially with all the Nancy stuff when they broke up, but good on him for fully defending her and making sure those pictures couldn’t be spread.

[ebphonehome]

My favourite time of the year has officially started!!

Merry Christmas, darlings!!

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Harringrove give off the vibe that they exclusively kiss with tongue

[bubblegumflavor]

just them

[ebphonehome]

They don’t give pecks on the cheek when they part, they lick fat strips across their faces.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[ebphonehome]

Lowkey the zestiest post ever.

[deswhomst]

[ebphonehome]

I was so ready for him to say “Because I’m never wrong.”

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[itscrazycasey]

Need me some luck

[wemetinthegarden]

hey friendly reminder remus said “sirius sit down” and sirius didn’t even hesitate

they’re married

[ebphonehome]

And kinky.

[bmcdede]

[ebphonehome]

Match made in heaven.

[alwaystightrope]

tw - nsfw

[ebphonehome]

Why is that lowkey such a perfect plot prompt, though?

[alwaystightrope]

tw - nsfw ?? i mean nothing explicit is stated

(regulus broke character for the first time after years when orion read it out loud in the most monotonous voice and laughed very hard)

[ebphonehome]

If this actually happened to any of us, the bodies would genuinely start dropping in rapid succession.

[alwaystightrope]

[ebphonehome]

Evan staring at Barty from across the room after reading this conversation in real-time and making the most unbelievably sexual eye contact before looking back at his phone:

* typing furiously * “Not without me, you’re fucking not.”

Meanwhile, Remus is just wondering when he agreed to make out with another couple as Sirius seethes next to him in bed for not being invited.

[sable-520]

*Jegulus and little Harry at an Indian restaurant*

James: This is the culture of our ancestors, I’m Indian which makes you half-Indian Harry.

Harry: No I’m not. I’m gay! I’m gay!

Regulus: Honey, no, you’re not gay. You are just confused…

Regulus: oh my god I sound just like my mother

[ebphonehome]

Flash forward to Harry and Draco at Hogwarts fulfilling the Drarry prophecy:

[alwaystightrope]

may a love like this hit me like a freight train.

[ebphonehome]

Jamie says this knowing full well that (in my opinion) Reg is an ass and tits man.