There needs to be a new season of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy". Imagine that Mindy gave Mandy some stupid pink and sparkly heart-shaped glasses as a birthday gift.
These glasses would cause Mandy to see Mindy in a more romantic light. Mindy stole the glasses from Cupid and there are possibly serious consequences for long-term use, but Mandy doesn't care about the potential consequences. Cupid would be constantly getting in the way and insisting that Mandy stop wearing them or else. Mandy doesn't take orders - she gives them. So, she will not listen to the warnings.
Mandy: "You got me a stupid gift. You know what happens now?"
Mindy: "Before you put me over a pit of crocodiles or whatever, you should know that I stole these dumb glasses from Cupid."
Mandy: "Huh, I guess that's something." * puts the glasses on and looks at Mindy who appears much much cuter than she usually does *
Mindy: "So... what do you think?" * cutely blinking *
Mandy: * mildly surprised and mortified at the same time * "I think that I'm going to wear these for a whole season."
Grim: "That can't be a good idea." * reads warning label out loud * "Long-term use may lead to permanent romantic feelings for the one you hate the most?"
Billy: "Ew, I don't like that."
Mandy: "I tolerate you, Billy. I don't hate you."
Irwin: "What about... moi?" * raises eyebrow flirtatiously *
Mandy: * gags * "I don't... hate you either."
Irwin: "I call that a win!" * walks off confidently and falls into the crocodile pit *
Mindy: "Do you really hate me?" * frowning *
Mandy: "Uh... well. Not when I'm wearing these glasses." * faint blush * "Shut up."
Mindy: "So... you usually hate my guts?" * smug grin *
Mandy: "I would be feeding you to the crocodiles right now if it wasn't for these glasses."
Mindy: "So, you'd actually kill me if it weren't for these glasses, huh?"
Mandy: "I don't want to answer that."
Mindy: * shocked * "Then... you don't truly hate me enough?"
Mandy: "I hate talking to you. I hate being around you. I hate hate hate hate you. I even hate the very air that you breathe, but I wouldn't kill you. I'd certainly think about it, but... my hate for you is ultimately complicated."
Mindy: "So, do you hate me or not?!" * annoyed *
Cupid: * poofs into frame * "Can you two stop with the back and forth already!?"
Mandy: "Mindy stole your glasses and you're not getting them back."
Cupid: * glaring at Mindy * "Do you know how dangerous those fabulous glasses are!?"
Mandy: "I'm going to wear them all season."
Cupid: * lifts Mandy off of the ground and gazes into her eyes which he immediately regrets doing * "Gah!" * drops her in fear * "No, you mustn't wear these cursed glasses."
Mindy: "Listen up, bub! Mandy is wearing these glasses and there's nothing you or your fluffy butt can do about it."
Cupid: * facepalms * "This is a mistake. I left those at the bathroom of a fast food joint and this is what happens... Mother Nature was right!" * screaming into the sky *
(a cloud formation appears to laugh at Cupid)
Mandy: "These glasses make Mindy look... agreeable."
Mindy: * gasps * "Admit it! Admit that you never truly hated me!"
Cupid: * groaning in agony * "WHY!? Why must you wear these glasses? Why can't you two just kiss already and get it over with!?"
Mandy: "What did you just say to me?"
Cupid: * nervous laughter * "Uh, well... I..."
Mandy: "You said that I should kiss Mindy?"
Mindy: "Puh-shaw! As if!"
Mandy: * staring at Mindy * "Uh... no comment."
Mindy: "No comment? No comment!? You don't hate me at all, do you!?"
Mandy: "I've already said that I hated you."
Mindy: "But you don't mean it! Take those glasses off!!" * tackles Mandy *
Cupid: * shaking his head sadly * "This is a horrible situation."
Grim: "Can't you just take those stupid things off of her?"
Cupid: "Oh, right! I could just take those stupid glasses off of MANDY!! Do you even hear yourself!?"
Billy: "I could do things."
Cupid and Grim: * in unison * "Pipe down, Billy."
(Mandy and Mindy are still tussling in a cloud brawl)
Mandy: "Why don't you make me!?"
(The two of them roll into the crocodile pit)
Grim: "They'll be fine. They're immortal."
Grim: "No, but you are extremely durable."
Billy: "I'm dur table?" * points at the table in confusion *
Irwin: * inside a crocodile's belly * "Uh... Mandy? Can you have Grim get me out of here?"
Grim: "I'm going to watch my shows on demand." * leaves *
There could be an episode where Mandy is dressed up like a firefighter in the dark void saying "Girls set my heart aflame."
Another episode could have Mandy in the dark void dressed up like a mildly-attractive nurse saying "My skin tag is bigger than yours."
There can also be an episode where Irwin is left alone in the dark void and he's panicking because Mandy usually does that.
Oh, and another where Mindy is kissing a cardboard cutout of Mandy. She'll say "What do you want?" before continuing her kissing practice.
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