ECCOJAM A3

*slowed down* BE REAL, IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST TOO LITTLE TOO LATE

[memewhore]

[posting-disliker]

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign

[nayohme]

this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT

INGREDIENTS:

salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)

bacon cooked CRISP

baby arugala instead of lettuce

thinly thinly sliced white onion

tomato

special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)

all on texas toast

its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here

[pjackk]

[supermariomamafucker]

what the hell man

[pjackk]

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[mr-selfdestruct]

[himejoshikomaeda]

tough times for the mcelroys

[lindleland]

what happened to travis

killed him

ate him

sold him

gutter accident

Voting ended onDec 13, 2024

based on things people are saying in the notes

[charl0ttan]

*otherkin zeppelin crash* ojhhh the huma- i mean oohh the something else

[charl0ttan]

critics are downright flabbergasted

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[segamascott]

[rednines]

[rednines]

[chrisweedpiano]

Parappa

[darth--nickels]

What do you think of Steven Universe?

come back with a warrant

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[segamascott]

[socpens]

[nerdkiller]

NYPD has found dick pics of the CEO shooter and although they couldn't find any identifying information they did discover the suspect has a girthy, robust, rather long and handsome shaft

[beaft]

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

[acidhues]

[falseobject]

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[qiyra]