date a girl who talks in the tags
Dis me.
in the tags, sis

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@ecentryck-hydrah03
date a girl who talks in the tags
Dis me.
in the tags, sis
You kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Holy shit - so I put almost every word to “always”, in keeping with my foul fucking mouth, except for the one or two I don’t use much, and it got my age to within a year. This is fucking hardcore magic.
Lmao apparently in 28
I'm 16, but apparent have the mouth of a 28 year old
Especially Indiana ;)
reba trying to say ice
The struggle of a southern accent!!!
what’s wrong with chewing ass?
the kids are alright.
This is kinda perfect.
if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video
Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”
Those kids were perfect
Can this get anymore adorable? Aaahhh
Awww, this is so cute
YOI PR: we have an announc-
Me:
What kind of pokemon is this?
an electric toothbrush
For the love of god turn the sound on
Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel
EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD
Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel
EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD
when mom finally comes home
Why am I not surprised this happened to Tom out of all people
hmygd ITSRBTDoWNYJUNR
hey bitch im never letting this die
That was… Homosexual.
Uhm that gentle touch to his face at the end was uh GAY
Wow that was real gay
WOw….
everyone’s talking about loki and the grandmaster fucking, we need to talk about how thor and banner definitely hooked up on the asgard spaceship
latin phrases worth knowing:
(in case you wanted to know because i fucking love this language)
ad astra per aspera - to the stars through difficulties
alis volat propriis - he flies by his own wings
amantium irae amoris integratio est - the quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love
ars longa, vita brevis - art is long, life is short
aut insanity homo, aut versus facit - the fellow is either mad or he is composing verses
dum spiro spero - while I breathe, I hope
ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem - with the sword, she seeks peace under liberty
exigo a me non ut optimus par sim sed ut malis melior - I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad
experiential docet - experience teaches
helluo librorum - a glutton for books (bookworm)
in libras libertas - in books, freedom
littera scripta manet - the written letter lasts
mens regnum bona possidet - an honest heart is a kingdom in itself
mirabile dictu - wonderful to say
nullus est liber tam malus ut non aliqua parte prosit - there is no book so bad that it is not profitable in some part
omnia iam fient quae posse negabam - everything which I used to say could not happen, will happen now
poeta nascitur, non fit - the poet is born, not made
qui dedit benificium taceat; narrat qui accepit - let him who has done a good deed be silent; let him who has received it tell it
saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit - often, it is not advantageous to know what will be
sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - he who feared he would not succeed sat still
si vis pacem, para bellum - if you want peace, prepare for war
struit insidias lacrimis cum feminia plorat - when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears
sub rosa - under the rose
trahimir omnes laudis studio - we are led on by our eagerness for praise
urbem latericium invenit, marmoream reliquit - he found the city a city of bricks; he left it a city of marble
ut incepit fidelis sic permanet - as loyal as she began, so she remains
Okay but aut insanit homo, aut versus facit is a good contender for my heraldic motto.
@knightinironarmor
Aut pax aut bellum.
peter: nobody can know that i’m spider-man
peter: [vlogs with his mask off to talk about fighting cap, plans to crash liz’s party as spidey, runs around washington DC while wearing his school uniform over the spider suit and then saves his classmates who just happen to be from new york where spidey is also known to be from, deadass wears the spider-man mask around his house all the time, leaves bookbags webbed around the city that likely contain belongings with his name on them, walks around his bedroom while wearing the spider suit and leaves the door wide open]
peter:
i’d like to add: walks around the entire infinity war team without his mask on, and then flat out introduces himself to doctor strange as “peter” before going “i’m spider-man” in case it wasn’t obvious
I love spider Man so much (especially Tom Holland)
Chosen.
If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears
ICONIC.
GOD I love this pissed off Texan mom