Selectively Straight

☆ Em ☆ I've been trapped trapped in this god forsaken site for 13 years. Save yourself. ☆ 27 ☆

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[dogpuppy]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[boohooray]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[bunniope]

if he was bitten by a small burger he would be slider-man. just something to consider going forward

[expressions-of-nature]

by Zhou Hong

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[putridtooth]

okay. thanks

[gryffon]

[shithowdy]

look at this piece of lint i saw today

[inlandwest]

[nflstreet]

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

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