[tyottomyysmyyra]

Commissions open!

[divergent998-blog]

[jjbang8]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[tahioxaaa]

Dragonized Gloink Qween

[boyswanna-be-her]

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

[youremybrandnewday]

Hector

[boyswanna-be-her]

Hector

[deerthing]

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[thesylverlining]

It's fine they just went a little nuts with the character creation face sliders

[espanolbot2]

Thanks Columbo!

[amingledyarn]

“The Only Witness to a Vanished World”, crochet sculpture by Caitlin McCormack.

"From humble, crocheted thread emerges Caitlin McCormack’s alternate reality featuring tiny carcasses, encased objects, and mysterious figures."

[copperbadge]

Absolutely lost in the sauce of the "Specimens" section of her website.

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[auraboo]

Kolminkertainen Sielu, kolmas kirja

15: Mitaen viimeinen muisto

Mitae tuijotti häntä silmiin, niihin ihaniin keväänvihreisiin silmiin, joita rakasti enemmän kuin mitään maailmassa, jotka olivat hänen maailmansa alku ja loppu, ja luki niistä sen mihin sanat eivät riittäneet. Että hän puhui totta.

Jatka lukemista luvussa 15!

[chaaistheanswer]

On duty 🫡

[dykely]

[cryptotheism]

AMD GOD GAVE THE BEAST-KINGS GIFTS THAT THEY MIGHT SHARE WITH THEIR PEOPLE:

To the Wolf, god gave ripping teeth, and the Law of the Pack.

To the Bear, god gave crushing jaws, and terrible strength

To the Falcon, god gave slicing talons, and great sight

And to the Shrimp, god gave the concussive plasma cannon.

[aevris]

this is one of my favourite posts; finally got around to finishing this

[were--ralph]

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

[were--ralph]

i have a completely normal coworker who does music and stuff and its good music and i want to send my army of followers to his video on yt and just +like it or something. something to boost him in the algorithm

the issue is no one can let him know this second life i live on the internet because if he finds out i have 25k followers on tumblr or 10k on twitter etc then the questions will flow and i will not be prepared for the conversation about werewolves that follows

[were--ralph]

Ok heres the video, just +like it and if you want to comment just say you're from reddit or facebook or somewhere

If someone DOES want to share it to reddit that'd be awesome and I'd love you but I dont have an active account there

[faithful-discord]

Just enjoy the music yall. Its honestly really good if you like some classic sounding R&B. The man's voice reminds me of usher to some extent with a little more gravel. Its honestly just sex. Its really really good and he only have 114 subs and the video only has like 90ish likes or something. Honestly its sad. He sounds amazing.

[were--ralph]

Yes!! Hes REALLY good and his music is giving 90's RnB. It's fantastic and his voice is great and I really want him to blow up

[questbedhead]

[cruciatusforeplay]

Also here's his Spotify for those of you wanting to add it to your likes and your playlists

[vaspider]

Me: aww man this is so sweet

Two comments down:

Fucking howled with laughter.

Like a w

A we

Like a werew