eccedentesiast
/ek-a-den-T-sh-ist/ noun
someone who fakes a smile.

titsay
Today's Document
Sade Olutola
Cosimo Galluzzi

Product Placement
$LAYYYTER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
KIROKAZE

JVL

@theartofmadeline
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

izzy's playlists!

if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
No title available
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.

blake kathryn

seen from Canada
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Indonesia

seen from Canada
seen from Germany
seen from Greece

seen from Canada
seen from South Africa
seen from Malaysia

seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
@eckerhub
eccedentesiast
/ek-a-den-T-sh-ist/ noun
someone who fakes a smile.
Florence + the Machine, from King
tiktok sentence starters pt. 2
quotes taken from my liked tiktoks. some may be nsfw
‘ you know, men just don’t get lost at sea like they used to. those were the good old days. ‘
‘ it’s kinda fucked up we stopped doing show and tell right when it was getting good. i was five years old, i didn’t have anything to my name. ‘
‘ i swallowed shampoo. probably gonna die. smelled like fruit. that was a lie. ‘
‘ i have to show you something what i do. ‘
‘ girlboss? no. i am… girl entry level employee. i am girl valued member of the staff. i am… girl shift manager. boss is a lot of responsibility. ‘
‘ why do you think i haven’t gotten any sugar daddy requests? am i not hot enough? is it my personality? because i can change if that’s what the sugar daddies want. ‘
‘ damn it feels good to be a gangster? more like, damn it feels good to be a husband! i love my wife! ‘
‘ men stop sending dms after 10 pm. those hours are for girls with nose rings and bisexuals ONLY. ‘
‘ a dm from a man is like an NFT. worthless and i don’t wanna see it. ‘
‘ okay, if i met a celebrity right now, i guarantee it’d be a cool experience. it’d be fun, it’d be interesting, you know, i’d shake their hand, i take a picture. i’d tell the story to my friends, whatever. it’d be cool. but if i met a fucking MUPPET? ‘
‘ the fact that my girlfriend is taller than me is not a fact at all. it doesn’t have to be. ‘
‘ i actually don’t believe that anyone can be 5′10″ that just doesn’t make sense. ‘
‘ i’m glad you asked because i have many hobbies. my first one is… eating. then my next one is putting in a ponytail. my third one is going (clicks tongue) and my fourth one is (starts laughing) ‘
‘ i don’t think women should be allowed to breastfeed in public not because women shouldn’t be able to do what they want, but because babies should not be allowed in public. ‘
‘ strong! willful! illiterate! those are three words that the olympic committee used to describe me before i was removed for biting. ‘
‘ to everyone telling me about your crush on me: now is not the time for me to love. i must focus on my fashion career. ‘
‘ i don’t know i feel like there’s something real poetic about holding a man by his waist like, you know what? you just might be my bitch, for real. ‘
‘ “i’m going to therapy starting monday” you should go to prison. ‘
‘ he’s gay but he has a special connection to classical music… there’s many things that are interesting about him. ‘
‘ if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy married. happiness comes from cats, not relationships. ‘
‘ stop being mad at me for not knowing the make and model of my car, okay? i do not go to a mechanic to be PEPPERED with questions. ‘
‘ look, i’m sorry i don’t much about cars. i’m sorry that sometimes you tell me to open the hood and i open the trunk. in my defense, pretty confusing. where’s an elephant trunk? in the front! and where are hoods? hoods are on the BACK of things. ‘
‘ who needs a girlfriend when you have a year long criterion subscription?
‘ i’m gonna do it but still, let’s have a little decorum, okay, let’s have a little respect. ‘
‘ everyone’s always like how big are your tits, never how are your big tits? ‘
‘ there is nothing wrong with being a grown man and needing a booster seat to drive. ‘
‘ i like noses. i like big noses. because… because you can kinda like… sit on them. ‘
‘ after eight years of dating, you’ll always be my boss baby. but i’d love to make you my queen julian. ‘
‘ you might not like it, but this is what the peak male athletic form looks like and there ain’t a fucking thing you can do about it. ‘
‘ acappella groups have found new and inventive ways of performing remotely. meanwhile, i found new and inventive ways of ignoring them. ‘
「 RP MEME : RELUCTANT ALLIES . 」 * change pronouns as needed .
’ don’t get in my way. ’
‘ being assigned to the same mission doesn’t make us friends. ’
‘ don’t play friendly with me. ’
‘ i work alone. ’
‘ try to keep up. ’
‘ do what you want. i’m not going to babysit you. ’
‘ it’s my mission, i’m in charge. ’
‘ follow my lead. ’
‘ i’m following you. ’
‘ i have never heard such a stupid plan. ’
‘ great. you’re going to get us all killed. ’
‘ thanks for the advice. ’
‘ watch yourself! ’
‘ got your six. ’
‘ i’ve got your back. ’
‘ try not to die! or do, i don’t care. ’
‘ don’t get blood on my floor. ’
‘ can you attract any more attention to us!? ’
‘ this was supposed to be a stealth mission. ’
‘ they didn’t tell me i’d be working with an idiot. ’
‘ i hate this just as much as you, but we have to see this through. ’
‘ i’m not doing this for you. ’
‘ i’m just following orders. ’
‘ stay with me! ’
‘ let’s not make a habit of this. ’
‘ you could’ve gotten yourself killed. ’
‘ pay attention. ’
‘ if it comes between you or the mission, i’m choosing the mission. without question. ’
‘ i will leave you behind. ’
‘ i’m not leaving you behind. ’
‘ you started this thing with me, you’re ending it with me. ’
‘ we make a pretty good team. ’
‘ maybe we should do this more often. ’
‘ when this mission started, i didn’t like you… still don’t. ’
‘ you’re not so bad yourself. ’
‘ try me. ’
‘ don’t push my buttons. ’
FIRE EMBLEM SUPPORT SENTENCE STARTERS: GAIUS EDITION (PART THREE)
This is part three of things said by Gaius in all of his in-game conversations! A few lines might have been slightly edited to be more vague, but they’re mostly unchanged. Enjoy! <3
“You alright there? What’s going on?”
“You should wash and dress those wounds, you know.”
“Small wounds can become infected as easy as large ones. Here, let me take a look…”
"It’s just a friendly nickname, is all. I give them to everyone.”
"If it makes you feel better, this is the worst sewing accident I’ve ever seen.”
"You pierced a vein, [name]. Lucky it wasn’t worse.”
"Lemme see what you’re sewing there! …Oh. It’s, uh…. It looooks like… A three-legged ogre? No, wait. A whalefish eating a sailor?”
"I’ve always had nimble fingers. Useful skill in my trade.”
"Perhaps you might take up a safer hobby, hmm? Like, say, jousting…”
"That’s some nice work there!”
"You’re a prince/princess/royal, right? If you need something sewn, you could always just ask the royal seamstress.”
"Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself. This stuff takes time.”
"One thing at a time, [name]. Practice makes perfect.””
"It’s a fun little saying, isn’t it?”
"Er, sorry, I’m not really the teaching type.”
"I suppose it’s bad form to turn down a prince/princess/royal…”
“God, how much salt did you put in this soup?!”
"Let’s focus on the positive!”
“At least your potatoes were…edible?”
"You’re very sweet, and I like you a lot.”
“Are you sure we should be…you know. Seeing so much of each other?”
“Tongues might start wagging is all.”
"Well, for one thing, my other friends don’t issue orders…”
“Look, you shouldn’t sneak behind people and cover their eyes like that!”
"Sometimes I think you could stand to be a bit more prince/princess/royal-like…”
”[Name], did you make this?”
“Er, when you bat your eyelashes at me like that… People might get the wrong idea…”
"Oh… Well, that was certainly easier than I expected…”
Fire Emblem: Three Houses Quotes Sentence Starters
❝ If you stand in my way, I will cut you down until you have no blood left to bleed. ❞
❝ It’s almost a shame to kill you. Not even death will make you consequential. ❞
❝ Let me sing for you! Do you not like my voice? It would make a pegasus dance with joy! ❞
❝ You’re eating too slow, ___! You just gotta stick all of it in your mouth! ❞
❝ Seems like fighting’s all I do these days. ❞
❝ No matter what, I will not misplace my heart. ❞
❝ I"m sorry, but did you really think you were going to get away with this? ❞
❝ I’ve spent my life avoiding love and romance. They’re distractions. blades, blood and battle. That’s what I’m made of and nothing else. ❞
❝ If I’d hesitated, that… that would’ve been me. ❞
❝ Well, well! It must be my lucky day today, being approached by such a beauty. ❞
❝ Oh my, how frightening! Won’t you please go easy on me? ❞
❝ Remember, we’re not just fighting for honor. There’s a prize at stake! ❞
❝ I yield. Though I will not beg for my life. That would be unbecoming, wouldn’t it? ❞
❝ Are you really as strong as they say? Let’s see your biceps, I bet I packed on more muscle than you! ❞
❝ I’m sorry. I’m just not good enough… ❞
❝ My age is catching up to me. ❞
❝ Well done. I nearly wound up a patient in my own infirmary. ❞
❝ Your flesh… No, your blood is fine. Leave a few drops there. ❞
❝ I always knew you were trouble, yet I did nothing. Time for me to correct that mistake. Prepare to meet your end! ❞
❝ I knew it… Shouldn’t have let emotion get in the way… ❞
&. 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 / 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( various dialogue prompts for all your medieval / fantasy / d&d inspired threads and aus! )
❛ i hope this raven finds you well… ❜
❛ you carry a sword, yet you are not a knight. ❜
❛ the gods must be angry. i sense a storm brewing. ❜
❛ there’s no place i’d rather be than by your side. ❜
❛ nobility is defined by what you do, not who you are. ❜
❛ i know how to keep my life and my crown. and i will. ❜
❛ well, i’m not a knight. not yet. ❜
❛ at least we’ll die with honor. ❜
❛ i’ve never seen a dragon before, what are they like? ❜
❛ this knife is laced with venom, any sudden movements and you’re dead. ❜
❛ of all the idiots in the realm, i’m trapped with you. ❜
❛ shed no tears for me. i will be back before you know it. ❜
❛ i’m sorry, but i’m to be married to someone else. ❜
❛ here’s a copper for your thoughts. and a silver not to tell them. ❜
❛ you humans are most amusing. ❜
❛ may i have this dance? ❜
❛ you were made to be ruled. ❜
❛ i will protect you. it is my duty, knight or not. ❜
❛ my kingdom is in danger. i’ve come to ask for your aid. ❜
❛ i’ve got a date with destiny, and it won’t end in a kiss. unfortunately. ❜
❛ keep your sword up and your back straight. ❜
❛ you’re asking me to commit treason. ❜
❛ you will make a fine ruler one day. ❜
❛ no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. ❜
❛ you should see me in a crown. ❜
❛ bury me shallow, i will be back. ❜
❛ bard! play something a little more upbeat. ❜
❛ i warn you, i’ve been trained to kill since birth. ❜
❛ my magic is useless against them. i’ve never felt so powerless. ❜
❛ how can it be my destiny to protect someone who hates me? ❜
❛ i am at your mercy, your grace. ❜
❛ do not be afraid, little one. i will not hurt you. ❜
❛ any man who must say ‘i am the king’ is no true king. ❜
❛ knights must prevail with steel and sinew alone. ❜
❛ impudent of you to assume i will meet a mortal end. ❜
❛ spare me the ‘i’ve come to slay you’ speech and let’s get on with it. ❜
❛ it is my duty to protect the last of the dragons. ❜
❛ do i look like the kind of person who dies? ❜
❛ we are king and queen, chained together like prisoners in a dungeon. ❜
❛ for every great ruler, there is an equally great assassin poised to kill. ❜
❛ my bloodline was wiped out before my eyes. i’m the last heir. ❜
❛ you look better in your wanted posters. ❜
❛ you don’t need a king. a knight can make another knight. ❜
❛ violence for violence is the rule for beasts. ❜
❛ fear cuts deeper than swords. ❜
❛ pick a god and pray to it. ❜
❛ i’d rather die than marry you. ❜
❛ my duty is to my people. ❜
❛ glad to see you haven’t become food for the vultures. ❜
❛ i will paint the throne red with your blood. ❜
❛ what’s a life threatening quest without a bit of music? ❜
❛ some of us may not survive, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward… paid. ❜
&. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( platonic ships are just as important as romantic ones! so here’s some sentence starters for all your friendship needs! )
❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜
❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜
❛ do you think we’re friends in every universe? ❜
❛ you’re interesting and different and i like that. ❜
❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜
❛ please don’t ever become a stranger. ❜
❛ i like being alone but i’d rather be alone with you. ❜
❛ you’re important to me, you little shit. ❜
❛ i can always count on you. ❜
❛ here, you can borrow my jacket. ❜
❛ i am this close away from strangling you. ❜
❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜
❛ do you think we’ll ever stop being friends? ❜
❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜
❛ you can sleep over, it’ll be like when we were kids. ❜
❛ here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window. ❜
❛ that sounds dangerous. i’m in! ❜
❛ we’re still friends, right? ❜
❛ i don’t have a date, so do you wanna be my plus one? ❜
❛ i heard you were feeling sick, so i made you some soup. ❜
❛ i already said i’m paying. you can buy next time, okay? ❜
❛ you’re the best, you know that? ❜
❛ i’m not hitting you, it’s called platonic bdsm. ❜
❛ you’re more family to me than my own family is. ❜
❛ because i like you. because you’re my friend. ❜
❛ i feel like i can be myself around you. ❜
❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜
❛ you are literally too stupid to insult. ❜
❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜
❛ who needs them. we can have fun on our own. ❜
❛ you deserve every good thing that comes your way. ❜
❛ don’t worry, i’ve got your back! ❜
❛ you’re like, the strongest person i know. ❜
❛ friends don’t lie. ❜
❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜
❛ you can come over any time. it’s not a problem. ❜
❛ i’m glad to have met you. ❜
❛ you remember the day we became friends? ❜
❛ i know, i know. i’m the best. ❜
❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜
❛ because you love me! duh! ❜
❛ why do you keep me around? ❜
❛ you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❜
❛ what would you do without me, huh? ❜
❛ thanks. i really needed this. ❜
❛ what are best friends for? ❜
&. 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( you know that dynamic of the emotionally closed off one & the kind one they have a soft spot for? yeah, that’s the vibe. )
said from the lone wolf.
❛ you think you know me, but the truth is, you don’t. ❜
❛ going home isn’t an option anymore. ❜
❛ i’m fine. there’s nothing for you to worry about. ❜
❛ do you wish i was different? ❜
❛ i just, i don’t want anything bad to happen to you. ❜
❛ you deserve better than what you’ve got. ❜
❛ i guess we both lost something we were fond of. ❜
❛ i’m not leaving you out here alone. ❜
❛ you don’t have to keep me company, i’m fine by myself. ❜
❛ coming here to see you is the only place i could go. ❜
❛ i’m afraid of losing you, okay? ❜
❛ i know you probably hate me right now, and i get it. ❜
❛ what is with your weird fascination with me? ❜
❛ yeah, you keep on telling yourself that bullshit. ❜
❛ i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings, i just have a lot on my plate. ❜
❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜
❛ if i could be a different person, i promise you, i would be. ❜
❛ people like us don’t get to decide when we’re done. ❜
❛ i’ve never had anything good happen to me when i trusted others. ❜
❛ you won’t survive out there. they tear all good things apart. ❜
❛ i don’t know what’s the truth or what’s a lie anymore. ❜
❛ you got guts, i’ll give you that. ❜
❛ the more you know, the shorter your life will be. ❜
❛ for the first time in years, i felt something that i thought had been lost to me. ❜
❛ what you think you’re going through is nothing to what i have been through. ❜
said from the soft spot.
❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜
❛ how is it that you’re never scared? ❜
❛ you think i’m weak because i’m not like you. ❜
❛ you wanted to be left alone, right? ❜
❛ how do you make the pain go away? ❜
❛ you shouldn’t smoke, you know. ❜
❛ destroy what is destroying you. ❜
❛ i hope you find the peace you’re searching for. ❜
❛ you know my door is always open to you. ❜
❛ i look at you and my heart breaks because all i see is loneliness. ❜
❛ you’re avoiding the subject and you know it. what are you hiding from me? ❜
❛ you’re not at war anymore, you can come home. ❜
❛ it feels like you’ve been avoiding me. ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜
❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜
❛ why do you care? you could have just walked away. ❜
❛ i know you. how else do you think i found you so easily? ❜
❛ if it was the other way around, would you have come back for me? ❜
❛ i just thought you’d like some company. ❜
❛ are you jealous? want me all to yourself, do you? ❜
❛ i knew you had a heart. ❜
❛ can you look at me? please? ❜
❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜
❛ you have something beautiful inside of you. it’s hard for some people to tell, but it’s there. ❜
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
ballroom dialogue prompts. below, you can find dialogue taken from ballroom scenes or scenes revolving around the topic from period dramas, for all your fancy dress and intimacy needs. as not all of these are specifically about dancing, i would recommend adding to the end a note that this is the sentence meme you’re sending it for!
❝ is this what you [origin/nationality/family] call dancing? ❞
❝ then i will introduce you to some pretty young noblemen instead. ❞
❝ allow him his fancy. ❞
❝ but no warfare tonight, i trust. ❞
❝ oh, dear me, i’m no dancer, let me find a better partner for you. ❞
❝ i can think of nothing less appealing than an evening of watching other people dance. ❞
❝ will you please come and set an example for your companions? ❞
❝ would you take a drink with me? ❞
❝ i may not be [name], but may i dance with you? ❞
❝ may i have a waltz? ❞
❝ have some more wine, my wine. ❞
❝ take a dance in the garden, my garden. ❞
❝ the pretty young noblewomen of [place/family] would delight to have you paw at them. ❞
❝ but if i were to become a woman with half your grace and beauty, [name]… i would be proud and happy. ❞
❝ you look… as lovely as ever, [name]. ❞
❝ it’s a relaxation to dance with you, [name]. ❞
❝ i’ll save you the third dance just because it’s your first ball. ❞
❝ he has the strength of an ox. and sadly the grace of an ox as well. ❞
❝ the whole party is here to help my father prepare for the party. ❞
❝ you and your idiot matchmaking. ❞
❝ you have shown yourself to be a fine dancer, despite all your protests. ❞
❝ do you not dance, mr. [name]? ❞
❝ though i am an old married man, i would enjoy dancing with [you/name]. ❞
❝ will you stay for the [name/celebration] ball, [name]? ❞
❝ oh, isn’t this room just like a fairyland? ❞
❝ tonight is for celebrations. ❞
❝ how do you like my hair? i did it myself. ❞
❝ oh, i had the most wonderful time! it was out of a dream— ❞
❝ where do you want to be taken? ❞
❝ if i may have the pleasure, will you join me in a [dance]? ❞
❝ she hates us both. hardly a reason for courtship, surely. ❞
❝ you fear for the constancy of your lover’s affections? ❞
❝ put on your best finery, [name]. your most beautiful dress. you’re coming with me. ❞
❝ it’s the last dance. ❞
❝ there is a response to such an insult. but it would not be appropriate here. ❞
❝ if i may be so bold, i would ask for your advice. ❞
❝ i would dance with you, if you will ask me. ❞
❝ sprezzatura. i have heard it means ‘ the effortless display of grace ’. ❞
❝ i see no evidence of sprezzatura. ❞
❝ i care nothing for your pretty young noblewomen. ❞
❝ if you will be my partner, [name]. ❞
❝ it would not be improper for us to dance. ❞
❝ [name] told me she does not mean to dance this evening, but i do see a young lady whom i should like to see dancing. ❞
❝ i dare say, but if i’m not to dance with you, i’m getting out of this operetta and going home. ❞
❝ i come with some admirable qualities. ❞
❝ [name] looks quite entrancing, does she not? ❞
※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS ※
starters from jenna’s 9 most recent videos as of november 8, 2017! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.!
REACTING TO COMPILATION VIDEOS OF ME 2
“At any moment, the cleaner can walk in the front door.”
“If you don’t want to be disturbed, put up the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign, and we’ll ignore it.”
“Have me and him beefed back and forth in our videos for a total of seven minutes?”
“Okay, I did not see that — what a little shit.”
“I’m trying not to be too loud, because we’re in a small hotel-thing.”
“I need to not comment on this feud because it’s between you and him.”
“Just gimme your neck so I can choke you out real quick.”
“I’m sorry, but that shit’s just funny.”
“I took chemistry in high school, it’s bleach.”
“Does this give you any moment of pause or remorse and be like, ‘wow, I really am gross to my girlfriend all the time’?”
“You know when you walk into your trophy room and you’re looking at all your accomplishments and you see your name on all those plaques and you’re reliving the glory days, and you’re like, damn, I did all that? That’s the feeling I have right now.”
“This is like torture. Maybe to some people, this is funny, but, to me, this is torture.”
“Somewhere, deep down inside me, I think you really like Nasty Julien.”
“You fuckin’ lick that up right now…!”
“This isn’t our house…!”
“How’d we get here…?! We were doing something…!”
“You need to get that wig on and look at 50 different camera angles in the room.”
“Did we leave that shot in a video? It wasn’t an outtake?”
“That was fucked up.”
GIVING MYSELF A SET OF GEL NAILS
“I found out about myself that I like to take my money and chuck it into the toilet and flush it.”
“I don’t know what it does, but she said I need it.”
“I ended up with some hot-ass witch nails.”
“It seems like you sort of just dip your brush in it and go for it, which I’m all about.”
“This seems like it’s getting out of hand already.”
“That’s what the fuck I’m talking about.”
“It’s very similar to eating spaghetti.”
“I feel like this is an incredible medium to jam things onto your nails with.”
“This is fucking magic.”
“It’s like the fossil of stupid.”
“Do you know what pain is? It’s a physiological response to tell you to stop doing something.”
“This is some real 2008 hot shit.”
“In order to perfect this part, you do have to have some level of technique, which I sincerely lack.”
“It looks… how you say… homemade.”
“I’m amazed that that worked even a little bit.”
“Now something that I am concerned about is how the fuck I’m gonna get this off.”
“Welcome to the diary of a 31 year old lady.”
“All I want for Christmas is to get this shit to stop.”
“I’m not saying I’m the best at what I do, but I’m the best at what I do.”
“I’m so pleased with myself…!”
“I’m just gonna go ahead and say what we’re all thinking: acrylic gel is the best invention that’s ever been invented.”
“I feel like you could do this and get okay at it.”
“I’d probably dial 911 while asking her out.”
MY BOYFRIEND COOKS MY FAVORITE MEAL
“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”
“Can’t you see I’m fucking leisuring?”
“This was actually all inspired by the fact that I bought this leisure suit.”
“I’m gonna leisure in it, which means everybody else around me’s gotta do shit for me.”
“I’d say my favorite meal is a little bit interesting.”
“While they cook it for you, you can wear your leisure suit and tell them everything that they’re doing wrong and that it doesn’t taste right and to keep trying.”
“You’re gonna cook me my favorite meal and I’m gonna critique you the whole time.”
“You can’t even take a sip without a laughing.”
“It’s just — it’s terrible for you.”
“That’s by far my least favorite thing in the kitchen.”
“Boy, you’re chopping vegetables, like, chill out.”
“You’re just gonna leave that…!? I’m a virgo…! Please clean it up…!”
“This right here? This is what we call some aries bullshit.”
“Everything that Julien makes is so fucking bitter, and he’s like, should we add more lemon, and I’m like, no…!”
“Why was that in your sweatshirt…? That’s nasty…!”
“Go away, it’s my favorite meal…!”
“Hey, how do you spell cans backwards?”
“That’s right…! Don’t fuck it up. Don’t touch it, don’t put anything in it, don’t say it needs some lemon, don’t make it bitter as hell, it’s perfect.”
“My favorite part of this is the backhanded compliments.”
“Does it need lemon, you think?”
“I’m feeling pretty relaxed. Except for the fact that everything you’re doing right now is stressing me out.”
“Watch your mouth when you’re talking about my son pad thai.”
“Aren’t you glad I picked such a simple recipe for my favorite meal?”
“I’m not feeling very leisurely.”
“I feel like someone’s favorite meal says so much about them, and you know what mine says about me? I’m fucking trash.”
“I’m gonna cry actual tears.”
“Hell yeah, we know what the fuck we’re doing.”
“Now imagine, Julien, it’s 2 AM, and you’re wasted right now.”
“I feel like you treated me like the princess I am not.”
“Thank you, I love you.”
“Oh, man, the wine just really bounces off all the flavors.”
“This is my heart on a plate.”
MY DOGS TRY ON HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
“They’re raking it in over there. It’s not like George Lucas doesn’t have a bajillion dollars anyways.”
“I’ve had it with this wig…!”
“How is this an extra small? What’s with these sizes?”
“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”
“Okay, Spock’s hair is not this long.”
“I think this is too relaxed — this is like a dangerous level of relaxed.”
“This is a lot to ask of you, bud, but you’re doing amazing, sweetie.”
“He’s a real good boy. He’s a 10/10 good boy.”
“Alright, let’s see, do they glow in the dark? I think they do. …barely.”
BLEACHING MY EYEBROWS
“I didn’t invent it, it’s a thing…!”
“I want it to blend in with my translucent skin, alright?”
“Whenever I have to see people, I have the unstoppable urge to fuck myself up in the face.“
"I feel very excluded by that product.”
“Just for men. And Jenna.“
"Nothing says ‘thanks for inviting me to your school’ quite like chemical burns on your face.”
"I was like, yeah, totally. And then I realized that I was lying because I don’t fucking feel like it.”
“I love fucking myself up. It feels good. It feels cathartic.”
“Like, this is a good look.”
“I wanna look like a beautiful snowy snow elf. Like, a snow owl personified.”
“It is a chemical burn. This is the definition of a chemical burn.”
“You and everybody else are so concerned about, like, safety and looking okay but, like, fuck off.”
“Don’t give me that look…! This is a judgement-free zone…!”
“I feel like I see a lack of people with this particular part of their hair dyed.”
“I feel like bleach is addictive. Can I get some research studies on how addictive bleach is? Because I feel like it is, and I feel like I have a problem.”
“Bleach on your face challenge!”
“Every time I go into that beauty supply store, that guy should be like, get out.”
“Just for fucking men… no it isn’t… I’m a man…”
“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son.”
“You really look like a Mii character and you just added a mustache to your character.”
“Just for men? I beg to differ. I’m a women, and I made it work for me…!”
“I feel like I look like a very rare and interesting fish.”
“Why do you look cute when you do the weirdest shit?”
I BUY MY BOYFRIENDS OUTFITS
“I am a fashion guru, okay?”
“I went and bought you some clothes, like the style icon I am.”
“I want to be dressed like a doll.”
“Let’s see how big you think I am… oh, that’s accurate.”
“I can guarantee you I’m will wear this entire outfit on 9 of the next 10 flights I take.”
“Are we done here? Cause I don’t want anything else.”
“I took your credit card, and I bought it.”
“Yo, these are soft as fuck, bitch…!”
“I wanna know what social rule says I can’t wear this everywhere I go.”
“To be perfectly honest, I’ll probably wear this all the time. It’s soft, it fits my body well, and I’m invisible.”
“Engage thicc mode.”
“I’m gonna take that fanny pack away from you.”
“I’m so disappointed, where is your thigh…!? I came here for the thigh…!”
“I was half kinda joking, but, like, why does that outfit look so fucking good?”
“I love all of the stuff you got me.”
“I’m gonna take that shirt, and I’m gonna burn it while you’re sleeping.”
REACTING TO COMPILATION VIDEOS OF ME
“I feel obnoxious. Am I obnoxious?”
“I’m not a weirdo who imitates people to their face.”
“I’m telling you — they misspelled ‘moments’.”
“I’m like a little kid. I start saying something or doing something, and then I can’t stop.”
“I’m not a snack…!”
“It’s just another example of you blatantly interrupting me because you wanted to.”
“You forget you have nothing to say, so that’s your default.”
“You don’t have a basketball game — you’ve literally never, ever had a basketball game, today or tomorrow.”
“I’ve never met a person that I’ve had that same hate like a sibling. That’s how me and Rome get sometimes.”
“It’s like one big, long incest joke.”
“Okay, this is literally gonna make me fucking cry.”
“It just ends with you screaming.”
“Don’t call me a snack again.”
“Oh, it’s hot? Now you know how I feel sitting next to you.”
MY DOG REVIEWS SOAP
“Stocked up with soap until forever.”
“If you’re dirty, come to my house, I got the soap, you know what I’m saying?”
“Alright, now we’re taking a fight break.”
“We’re not judging you; this is a safe place.”
“We only got 8 bars of soap, because I thought that was a lot of soap.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna throw any of the soap out, okay?”
“Please send help to my house. My dog is broken.”
MY BOYFRIEND BUYS MY OUTFITS
“There was a couple of items I got because I’ve always wanted to see you wear them.”
“While I was shopping today, I was thinking: what would go good at a step-grandparent’s barbecue?”
“I think this would be mad cute on you. And off of you.”
“You don’t have any step-grandparents.”
“We can go to Disneyland in it, cause I’ve never been.”
“This is my new favorite shirt!”
“Do not make me wear that capri-crap.”
“You got my nemesis in clothing form.”
“Please put this on.”
“I saw those and they literally yelled at me.”
“My nipples aren’t that far apart from each other, this is just gonna be a boob show…!”
“…I kinda like this.”
“I retract everything I said.”
“I can feel my legs suffocating from here.”
“Julien, I am a grown woman…!”
“Why do you want me to be a people that wears jeans?”
“Hey, guys, it’s me, Jenna, the regular people, here to do regular people things.”
“Tell me she doesn’t look cute in this.”
“As long as I’m wearing these sunglasses, I can wear jeans.”
“You look like you’re trying to hide from the cops.”
“Girl, you look cute as fuck.”
“If you’d ever like me to return the favor, I’m more than happy to.”
“Dear God, it’s me, Jenna. Please give me the strength not to punch my boyfriend.”
“I think I have permanent scars from those jeans.”
JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS
Quotes taken from Jenna Marbles videos posted between January 2019 - May 2019
❛ CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?! ❜
❛ It’s easier to talk if I have some background music. ❜
❛ I just want to walk into a room and be That Bitch. ❜
❛ No, no, no, no, no. You put that sentence back in your mouth! ❜
❛ Bitch, I look like Pauly D! ❜
❛ Would you like to play a game of pick up basketball, where I will most for sure dunk on you? ❜
❛ I have art fear. ❜
❛ I take back all of my confidence. ❜
❛ I was going to say that I don’t hate it, but you know what? I fucking hate it. ❜
❛ That is so nasty. ❜
❛ There are two ways that you can go through life: one, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, or two, you can scream the entire time. ❜
❛ It’s okay, sometimes I feel like screaming my way through life too. ❜
❛ I feel like everyone just wants to watch me fail. ❜
❛ Alright, I guess I’m just gonna sit here and space out for a while. ❜
❛ I might just fuck around and get some sun damage. ❜
❛ Y'all bitches are trying to fucking troll me. ❜
❛ I love it, but this is stupid. ❜
❛ Don’t. Don’t. Whatever you’re doing – don’t. ❜
❛ You’re embarrassing me in front of the beautiful people. ❜
❛ I mean, I only fucked up like seven times. ❜
❛ Hey, maybe chill? ❜
❛ You really just went for it, didn’t ya, bud? ❜
❛ What a dysfunctional squad. ❜
❛ Mine. Mine also. Mine also. ❜
❛ Your protest has been heard. ❜
❛ Come get y'alls shit. ❜
❛ What’s happening to him? Is he buffering? ❜
❛ Dear God. It’s me. Ya girl/boy, [name]. ❜
❛ As horrid and terrible and awful as it is, it kind of fucking rules, and I kind of want it. ❜
❛ I have two pairs of jeans, and I resent them both for being uncomfortable. ❜
❛ This is like the weirdest murder scene ever. ❜
❛ I’m getting dumber from doing this. ❜
❛ Well, here’s our semi completed circle of hell. ❜
❛ It’s ugly, it’s stupid, it’s infuriating. It makes me so angry. That’s why it belongs in my house. ❜
❛ Welcome to a journey of mediocrity. ❜
❛ You can eat anything you want. It’s just a matter of whether you want to die from poison or not. ❜
❛ If you eat this, it’s just like Darwinism at its finest. ❜
❛ Are you okay physically, but also like, in general? ❜
❛ I know I already fucked up, but like, I also don’t care. ❜
❛ I got accused of running a rain forest cafe in my house. ❜
❛ I want a tree in my house! ❜
❛ I don’t know why any of these succulents are alive. ❜
❛ Sometimes I go on instagram and I just start to feel real bad about myself. ❜
❛ I look like I’m cosplaying as Jesus. ❜
❛ Is my face the problem? ❜
❛ That’s a hairstyle that just screams ‘I’m a basketball’. ❜
❛ Bounce me, mommy. ❜
❛ Are you telling me I’m never going to be a wig braider for Daenerys? ❜
❛ Honestly sometimes it’s like speaking to a goldfish. ❜
❛ I’m here. There’s food. Turn on the cute. ❜
❛ You’re lying, and I’m recording the whole lie. ❜
❛ Oohhhh! Rosanna Pansino! Please help my cakes come out okay! ❜
❛ Thank you, lord and savior Rosana Pansino. ❜
❛ I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it. ❜
❛ You know, sometimes you don’t have to do it to 'em. ❜
❛ How about we put our hips together, and you use your left hand and I’ll use my right, and we floss as one? ❜
❛ Sometimes I read wikipedia and I don’t really know what going on. ❜
❛ The Easter bilby gets a knife, and murders children! ❜
❛ Although you’re very cute, that was sooo much. ❜
❛ I go to place where food was before. Maybe food spawn again. ❜
❛ I’m like so mad but also like so impressed with you! ❜
❛ Oh here he comes! Seabiscuit himself! ❜
❛ We’re going on a long, long life journey together. ❜
❛ Maybe they’ll cry at each other and create a dimension and then both go into it. ❜
❛ Welcome to week two of no self care whatsoever. ❜
❛ I left for ONE week. ❜
❛ Oh, what’s that smell? It’s bullshit. ❜
❛ Sometimes trying to open your tiny mind is exhausting. ❜
❛ Me and my dog are here to find your bullshit. ❜
❛ How do I delete a clip while I’m filming it? ❜
❛ Now no one can eat that cause it’s covered in your feral. ❜
❛ Go unconscious again. Go to your happy place. ❜
❛ Mouth is hungry! ❜
❛ Papa, I’m so starving. I haven’t eaten in 84 years. Papa, please feed me chip. ❜
❛ For me? I can has? I can has chip? ❜
❛ Oh my god! Is that ramen? Thank you ramen god! ❜
❛ I would never bite the hand that feeds me. ❜
❛ Yum yum. Whatchu got for me? ❜
❛ Good morning motherfuckers! ❜
❛ Nooo! Now I have to live with my reality! ❜
❛ Now I have to actually face the fact that I sat down and spent time doing this. ❜
❛ We playing nothing but Usher. All Usher, all the time. ❜
“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”
“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”
“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”
“Hi, welcome to me time.”
“Do you have anymore almond milk?”
“Just do it!”
“Hell yeah!”
“[Name], stop!”
“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”
“The power of Christ compels you.”
“What?”
“[Name], no one is judging you.”
“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”
“Who said you could come in?”
“What’s wrong with eating paint?”
“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”
“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”
“Cannolis, bitch!”
“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”
“Look how much your mom loves you!”
“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”
“I’m having me time, get out.”
“The devil is everywhere.”
“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”
“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”
“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”
“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”
“We’re good? Tight.”
“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”
“The darkness will swallow you whole.”
“This is a safe place.”
“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”
“You’re a nasty bitch!”
“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”
“I want to be seen from the heavens!”
“I love fucking myself up.”
“Don’t expose me like this.”
“Who you fightin’?”
“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”
“My face is burned.”
“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”
“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”
“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”
“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”
“I think it looks natural.”
“Go away.”
“I’ll never let go.”
“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”
“What are your standards?”
“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”
✧✧crazyhead sentence starters✧✧
“ i know i can sometimes be a rude, graphically vulgar cockmouth but, my heart is pure. ”
“ i prefer demon hunter, or kick ass hell bitch. ”
“ just because i died, doesn’t mean we can’t snuggle. ”
“ you think having a dick makes you immune to danger? ”
“ we just buried my best friend! ”
“ i thought we’d exorcise her and the three of us would be friends! ”
“ i’m sorry we killed you. ”
“ sometimes shit just goes bad. ”
“ this is the last time i possess a single mom. ”
“ i didn’t think i’d ever have this with someone. ”
“ what in the name of holy fuckness is going on? ”
“ i can’t end up like my mom. ”
“ you’re going to end the world because of that prick? ”
“ don’t end the world for his limp dick. ”
“ i just want you to be careful. ”
“ you better run, asshole. ”
“ are demons into figure skating? ”
“ so this is where the magic happens. ”
“ ready as a beaver with a chainsaw. ”
“ you’ve only just met him. ”
“ you just need to give them a chance to get to know you. ”
“ i was ignoring you. ”
“ you’re not crazy. ”