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THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.
It!
Time to play the century old game
IS THIS A SIGN FROM THE GODS OR AM I JUST HIGH
I want to be wrapped in the night sky
Tasting the mist
My lungs filling with stars
The deep blue soaking into my skin
And the moon shaping itself into my eyes.
Drape me in the night sky
Let me be surrounded by it's cool fresh air
Spider Web Spells
To Catch Someone's Eye:
Red or Pink Candle
Spider Web
Sugar or Honey
Carve the name of the person into the candle. Roll the candle in the web. Nestle the candle in sugar or honey and light it while thinking about them and the good things you see in them.
(Note: this is NOT a love spell. This will only open their eyes to you. It won't make them fall in love with you. It will not take away their choice or free will. Think of it like someone offering you a dessert that you didn't know was available. The dessert was there all along and if you want it you can accept it. If you don't want it, you're still able to decline it, the choice is yours. I do not condone love spells that take away a person's own choices or thoughts.)
To Attract Luck or Fortune:
Cinnamon (ground or stick)
Nutmeg
Pine Needle (or three drops of pine oil)
A Bay Leaf
A penny
Spider Web
Green Candle
Jar or Satchel
Old Purse or Wallet
Gather cinnamon (ground or stick), nutmeg, pine needle (pine oil works too) , a bay leaf and a penny. Wrap all of these in spider web. It doesn't have to completely cover it. If you're using a jar, put everything in the jar, close the lid and melt the candle wax over top. If you're using a satchel, melt some of the wax over your bundle before placing it in the satchel. Place the jar or satchel in an old purse or wallet for monetary fortune. Carry the jar or satchel with you for an extra boost of good luck.
To Keep Someone Away From You:
Pen
Paper (small scrap)
Spider Web
Write the person's name on the paper and roll it in the web. Cut the bundle in half and burn each half separately.
(Note: This spell is meant to help bind the energy between you and the person and sever ties. Be completely sure you want to cut this person from your life before you do this spell.)
Spider web is also a great addition to a number of different spells to bind energy/intent or to even help target the focus of your spell.
Please use caution when adding spider web to hexes and curses. Not only will it bind and focus, but it will also magnify it and make it harder to get rid of, because webs are sticky and hard to get out of.
I dislike my mother for a number of reasons but here Is a good story for any baby witches.
Tip 1- I was having bad anxiety from being back at my mother's house after she got rid of the restraining order and so I was balled up on the couch crying to myself. This women had the AUDACITY to try to sage me to calm me down. SAGE IS A CLEANSER- IT DOESNT JUST GET RID OF BAD ENERGY, IT GET RIDS OF ALL ENERGY.
Tip 2- DO NOT GET WHITE SAGE FROM A NON-NATIVE SELLER.
Tip 3- JUST DONT SAGE ANYONE WITHOUT THIR EXPRESS CONSENT. DUH
Lol go figure, ever since than I've been numb inside. Just... dont mess around with sage unless it's for new beginings/clean slate.. ffs
this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit
Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:
This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is âasking for it,â with âitâ being rape. Itâs not a feminist protest; itâs a human rights protest.
Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what theyâve been through or who will not blame them.
Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that itâs her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience âwasnât really rape.â
Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, itâs a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking âa bit of funâ too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.
He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to âput them in their place.â Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.
And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women were asking for itand that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they werenât. There are those who feel that women should be taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this manâs actions.
So no, he didnât pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.
For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if thereâs something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were âaskingâ to be the target of hate crimes.
And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.
Thatâs what happened here. Itâs not an âOMG, I canât believe he did that!â moment. Itâs an âOMG, there are people who think this is okayâ moment. And the fact is, itâs not. It never will be. And thatâs the take home message of this ridiculous rant Iâve written up.
And this is why we still need feminism.
this made me cry holy shit
That was hands down one of the most well-written and beautiful responses I have had the pleasure to read. Thank you
What is your next evolution?
i want to go from bushcraftsmen to survivalist and level up on my trail running.. Â
What about pokemon
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000 -Â The universe is letting you know that new beginnings will help you elevate your vibration and connect with your full potentialÂ
111 - Youâre on the right path to abundance, alignment, and creating your dream reality. Youâre manifesting things with ease.Â
222 - Trust you are on the right path. Stay focused on the things you want in your life rather than what you donât want.Â
333 - The Universe is working with you on making your dreams a reality. Belive in yourself and trust your intuition.
444 - Your being guided and supported through whatever youâre focusing on at the moment. Donât stop, continue and keep going.
555 - A quantum leap is ahead, Embrace yourself for massive shifts. Be open to new opportunities in all areas of your life.Â
666 - Youâre distracted and need refocusing on your goals. The Universe is telling you to wake up to your higher self
777 - Youâre in the frequency of manifesting your dreams. Good things are coming your way, let it flow your way.Â
888 - Financial abundance is on itâs way to you. The Universe is letting you know youâre successful.
999 - Youâre being told to embrace change and step into alignment with your soul purpose and higher selfÂ
I'm so romantic and coy, I can flirt but I can make it feel authentic, come on you guys, heaven forbid somone finds me atractive~
Doctor who fun fact #2
Jenna Choleman (AKA Clara Oswald) played a minor role in captain America, the first avenger. She played the role of Buckey's date when Steve and Bucky went to the Stark Expo.
Doctor who fun fact #1
Beethoven isnt actually Beethoven. It was the doctor.
Hanahaki Jleo moodboard pls reblog
Might take a request or a few on more hermitship moodboards
This bitch emotionally unavailable
Yeet
Valdemar Headcannons:
They like to bird watch. It is part of their studies. They study how birds interact with other animals, how they collect food and what mating rituals they part take in.
They collect hearts as a hobby. In their spare time, they collect the hearts and the life forces of their test subjects. They have different containers and areas for each species in the dungeons.
They are touch starved, whether they want to admit it or not, they are. Most of the recent bodies that they have touched have been cold cadavers, nothing that actually provides comfort.
They are a grey asexual. Though, it is very rare that they feel sexual attraction. They are very sex positive due to the amount of research they could do on the reproductive cycles and processes of animals that can be done by observing. They are sex positive more for the scientific reason, and less for the sexy reasons.
Valdemar and Vulgora get along quite well. They may have exact opposite personalities, but they greet each other like old friends.
Valdemar and Vlastomil do not get along. He thinks that Valdemar is creepy, and a hazard towards his children, so he tries to stay away from them.
Btw I am accepting headcannon requests
I mean where all in a simulation so why bother. I can fly. I'm immortal. Let's go bitches
Stop telling me you love me, start telling me that you respect me... I'm a capricorn and im running low