strange things are afoot at the Circle K

I’m old. go away. been on tumblr since like 2010 so I’m officially dead now

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[thestarsarewinning]

everything cardinal lawrence does in conclave is iconic. he’s so good at his job that he’s the pope’s chosen bureaucrat and he hates it. the homily that isn’t a campaign speech. the cunty intelligence briefings in hallways. he’s dean of the college of cardinals and he hates all but like. two of them. “but it did happen”. the intense mental breakdown sobbing in the pope’s room only to be back to investigating two minutes later. the photocopier. he wants to quit and doesn’t want to be pope but he would be pope john. voting for himself and then the explosion occurs and the roof nearly collapses on him. his immediate and irrevocable affection for cardinal benitez and that fucking smile when benitez accepts his position.

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[frasermittens]

happy pride month

[babbyygirrrl]

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

[sugar-petals]

this just in. our whole ass pope has politely announced the crusade against slop

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[oldwinesoul]

// Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, This Is How You Lose the Time War

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[juliedillon]

The full set (so far) of my king + knight illustration series 👑 ⚔

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[cloudabserk]

and then in ryan goslings interviews he’s like “i was struggling in the depths of hell. until a beautiful puppeteer angel lifted me up out of the darkness and saved me so completely and understood the character so well we had to make him play the role for real”

[cloudabserk]

what

[ghouls-on-film]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[ymutate]

Ruben Monakhov (Russian Artist, born 1970)

"The Log", 2023.

Oil on Canvas, 85 × 55 cm.

Private Collection.

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude