I have too many ideas, help

I have a lot of stories, but most are for fire emblem. Oh I also do art but it's not that great so fair warning.

[eclipsedtale]

Here's just a little peak of my piece in STARFIRE: A Fashion Zine Volume 2, which is available for preorder right this moment to August 15th! All proceeds will go to the Nomi Network!

We are so close to our next stretch goal! So if you love Starfire and would like some amazing art and stories, preorder here!

You can find even more wonderful previews and information @starfirecentral!

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[starfirecentral]

PREORDERS ARE OPEN NOW! 💫

Preorders for STARFIRE: A Fashion Zine Volume 2 are open from July 15 to August 15! Snag a copy of the most fashionable fanzine.

STAR - $7/$22 USD 💫

For those who like to keep it chic! Over 150 pages of beautiful art and writing available digitally and physically.

physical copy comes with PDF 

option available to purchase PDF only

PRINCESS - $30 USD 💫

A bundle fit for royalty! The zine booklet alongside our flat merch items.  

physical copy & PDF

2 sticker sheets

5 prints

FASHIONISTA - $65 USD 💫

Bring home all the fabulous finds with our full bundle! All merch and stretch goals included.

physical copy & PDF

2 sticker sheets 

5 prints 

2 keychains 

1 enamel pin

1 button

Three super secret stretch goals are waiting to be unlocked!

There are also limited items from Volume 1 available for those who missed out last time!

We appreciate all the support and cannot wait to share our contributors’ incredible work with you all! 

[starfirecentral]

Cover Reveal ❤️‍🔥

It’s time to reveal our beautiful cover, with art by the talented @sillywillyco!

Preorders for STARFIRE: A Fashion Zine are opening in just one week. With amazing content inside and out, you won’t want to miss out on the most fashionable fanzine 💫

[fostersffff]

[bad-fire-emblem-posts]

we're so back

[terrifiedmouse]

Passing the curse/torch to the protags in Fortune's Weave.

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[mikkeneko]

[starfirecentral]

CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHTS 💫

Next up, we have page artist Ashoss ( @ashoss on Tumblr & 4shos5 on Instagram) and writer EclipsedTale ( @eclipsedtale on Tumblr & Ao3)!

[saltysocksniffer]

[eclipsedtale]

Getting back into writing fan fiction after years of not writing fan fiction is hard dude. Like I forgot what rules I could and could not break. I'm rusty, but hey gotta start somewhere.

[eclipsedtale]

But also like wild that one of the second fan fiction I post in years gets a scammer, like I know I haven't written for a while but I'm not naive. Always trust your instincts kids.

And PSA incase you already weren't in the know:

If someone comments that they love your story and want to make it into a comic and gives you their email. ALWAYS look up their name first, see if you can find any art of theirs, how much they've interacted with the fandom the story is written for, things like that.

[eclipsedtale]

Getting back into writing fan fiction after years of not writing fan fiction is hard dude. Like I forgot what rules I could and could not break. I'm rusty, but hey gotta start somewhere.

[t0bey]

my default hair morgan lore

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

what the fuck are you trying to sell me

[emkini]

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

[hoofpeet]

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

[winters-r0se]

You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.