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hockey players make such good reference poses lmfao anyways, daily König sketch haha someone help him

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this is rice paper

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[strangehorse]

My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.

Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog. 

[strangehorse]

anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.

[strangehorse]

THE FROG!!!!!!!

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https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

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Credit: @Unifins

[isa-ghost]

oh my fucking god

[mrdyketator]

this hit me right in the solar plexus

[arroz-con-yolo]

obsessed

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Why did you say that

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

[shittinggold]

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

[mellifexfarm]

what a lovely face

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