☥ Dagger Dance ☥

The sole goth of Arkansas. Pansexual. UCA grad. Moving out of AR asap. Vegan. Drag. Art. Makeup. Fashion. DIY. Dancing. Music. Obsessed with bats, big dogs, & horses. This is my 'whatever the hell I want' blog. NSFW. My other blog is comatose-bat.tumblr.com Keep it spooky! ♡

[ms2jfv7os132]

wow can’t believe jupiter is actually trans <3

[nonasuch]

good morning everyone! I have a new all-time favorite work of art, and it’s this early 19thc ivory netsuke in the shape of an INCREDIBLY fat bird

[azvolrien]

This must’ve been a popular design for netsuke, because there’s a very similar one on display in the National Museum of Scotland:

[nonasuch]

important update!!! the borb is part of a FLOCK

[nonasuch]

after venturing out to pinterest in search of their roundest birds, i present the following

AND it turns out they probably all have FEET

[paperandwires]

[discipleofkleio]

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

[windupoperator]

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

[prideprejudce]

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

[sixft]

wikipedia is good

[archi-pelago]

shoutout to that time at work I told a college dude automatically “fantastic!” when he put his card in the chip reader correctly (bc I find complimenting customers on it makes them Do It Again Right The Next Time) and he returned way later saying “I’ve been chasing that high of hearing you call me fantastic for like a week now” 

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[veeranger]

this is the Godzilla of Pleasant Dreams, reblog to have good dreams tonight

[catastrofewaitress]

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[comatose-bat]

No idea if anyone is still around on here, but sharing this anyway: 

This upcoming Saturday (September 26th, 2020), I am doing a twitch stream (at twitch.tv/clubnevermore) where I talk about myself and then DJ a lil. It all starts at 10 pm central and goes on til 11ish. Expect to hear Panic Priest, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Comfort Cure, Strawberry Switchblade, and more! 

Here is the FB link for more info: https://fb.me/e/4wXkS2Clh 

Please reblog/share/tune in~~~~

[snailtongue]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Farrah Fawcett - Saturn 3 (1980)

[roboco-san]

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

[roboco-san]

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

[transgarrett]

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hieronymouscock]