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rolling text books up and smoking 'em @ citta !

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“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

text post sentence starters !! - accepting 💕

“AWH YEA!!!”

    “I don’t really have a heart to break anymore boo BUT let’s kick this off, unhinge that jaw of yours and show me some MAGIC!”

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shittyrpmemes:

text post sentence starters  /  original version here

“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”

“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”

“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”

“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”

“attention: i need attention.”

“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”

“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”

“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”

“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”

“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”

“i don’t want to look ‘pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”

“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”

“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“

“i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”

“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”

“this could be less hetero.”

“to be honest i just need a hug.”

“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”

“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”

“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”

“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”

“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”

“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”

“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”

“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”

“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”

“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”

“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”

“my kink is being right.”

“my kink is being home alone.”

“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”

“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”

“what about netflix and kill?”

“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”

“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”

“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”

“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”

“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”

“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”

“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”

“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”

“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”

“sorry for being awesome, loser.”

“is ‘no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”

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schneesturmm:

“… What is a ‘rave’?” Alright, Weiss, you old lady.

“BUCKLE UP GRANDMA I’M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!!” have a few glow sticks Weiss you beautiful tropical fish!

    “And maybe the time of your after-life if you’re up for a little fun afterward, lol!”

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iburned:

“…” she clutching that glowstick. is that a sniffle? i think that’s a sniffle. “…just don’t give her sugar.”

  “Yangarang, as a VIP Member of your Fan Club you have my word that your babies will have a spicy time and no-one will die! Unless they’re super into the after-life then I can show them a thing or two...” oh she’s getting distracted, she’s just going to pile a few more glowsticks onto you Yang, you’re so worth it.

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sleuthspeak:

   She calmly accepts the glowstick and places it within an inside jacket pocket. “If it involves any minors, then no, we are not getting started.” 

“Alright Fanny the Party Nanny who peed on your parade?!” 

    “Just because they’re BABIES doesn’t mean they can’t party!!! Just slap them a capri-sun and call it a night, let’s roll and make HISTORY boo!”

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rosavelox:

     “Yes, HELLO! I’d like to sign up! Please?” She doesn’t even know what a rave is.

“Hi, hey, HELLOOOOO! I love your spunk you red riding hood of my dreams, I’m about to show you the most PG time of your LIFE!” have a glow stick Ruby, you deserve it. Wait, have another one...Oh. And have another one. 

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iburned:

“…i didn’t hire you so you could betray me like that.”

    “I go where the Party Passion takes me, boo! You gotta hop on and ride that sweet wave of ecstasy...metaphorically and literally.” have a glow stick, Yang, it’s pretty like you c:

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sleuthspeak:

   “No.” No? No.

“Yes!” Yes? Yes. “My good bitch we are JUUUUUST getting started!!!” here Kyoko have a glow stick, it’s blue ; )

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    “Sometimes kiddies just have to have their Fisher Price: My First Rave...Shappens! Fan Fave Big Sis Polly is here to help!”

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    “Who is ready for Monster Mash MONDAAAAAYYYYYYYS”

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BACK @ IT AGAIN AT KRISPY KREME

    another cheeky starter call from yours truly, i will leave this bad boi uncapped but i’ll let y’all know when my juice has run dry !!!

     * plus a lil twitter drop for u blessings

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sharprince:

@ectobooze

“FUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT–!”

and if you look to your left, you’ll see one very angry prince of Hell. he’s kicking the wall of a nearby building and while normally the wall should be very afraid, Damien doesn’t seem to be doing much damage…which is part of what’s making him so angry. he should be able to burst through it, or maybe conjure up some fire to burn it down, or maybe even summon a stronger demon than himself to complete annihilate the building.

but, no. 

his powers are almost all completely sealed off. it’s a good thing he still has fire resistance, as someone is definitely going to burn for this.

“GIMME MY POWERS BACK YOU FUCKCANOES FULL OF STEAMING GOBLIN SHIT.”

he’s scaring away passersby, but has the feeling of someone approaching nonetheless!

   “FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES BOO!!!!”

Here he was, fresh prince of hell and one tasty motherfucker. Damien! Her primetime bestie out of all the circles of hell. She recognized those seething screams of pure rage anywhere. 

“Woah ohhhhh. What did that wall do to you, Damien?! It’s got dreams and stuff, probz!” Polly is quick to swing a ghostly arm around her buddy, nothing better than bros hanging out! 0 feet apart because they’re totally comfortable with their sexualities.

   “Now if you’re after some real rioting I know where there’s a sick pet shop tormenting those poor kitties and puppers! I just can’t let this stand Damien!!! Not when you’re here ready to kick twelve asses, thirteen if they say please!” basically, she missed you dude.

   “These ass hats like, took my ghostly integrity! How am I meant to erotically eat for mad weird times without the whole floaty effect?” Polly is just as mad, though she has an odd way of showing it. Maybe we should leave the rage section to the big guys.

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iburned:

“you sure are straightforward! and i super dig that, by the way.” and while the other’s words brought quite few question marks to yang’s mind it doesn’t seem like she’ll have the time to get her inquires answered right now. someone is eager and–

well, that sure is her bar. but yang doesn’t mind as long as the place remains unscathed- poor thing is already so worn out, so please, find it within your ghost self to have some mercy!

“oh, hell yea! sounds like a super duper great time, and that’s super sweet of you, but–” 

“surprise, i totally run this place!” jazz hands! “drinks are on me, so you better not be all talk and no action, my good gal polly.” ecto-what? yang didn’t get a single thing my dude, but she’s sliding a drink over to polly anyways. please, do enlighten her one day on how ghosts get absolutely hammered. “if i don’t remember anything in the morning than that means you passed the yangarang test. got it?”

“Oh babe I can, like, be whatever you want me to be! Especially if my ghostly senses are picking this up correctly...This...” she’s using both arms to point to the golden gun - true dramatics. “This is YOUR bar?!”

   “Well slap my tits and call me Vera!!! This is totes AMAZING.” can ghosts jump? This one can and she’s jumping up and down on the spot in excitement...and then skipping along - She can never stay in one place for too long. 

“What can I call you apart from the time of my after-life? Someone as balls deep in awesome as you HAS to have a fitting name behind them. If you start telling me it’s Susan or Karen my pussy is just gonna’ disappear!” welp, there’s the first drink down the hatch - thanks to the scientists it actually just goes straight down her! 

   “Now I usually just pay for this with my two gal pals here -” oh there she goes, holding her totally rad boobage in both her ghostly hands “Buuuut I’m sure we can come to some sort of arrangement as well as that. I can like, totaaally bring in some fresh faces here get the business booming my bodacious blondie!”

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iburned:

a vine reference? going unnoticed in yang’s presence?? sounds fake. it’s just being her ability to let those slide, so at those very first words the brawler is quick to flash her a bright smile.

“oh worm? plans?” she says, nudging polly’s side. they are besties already, you absolute buffoon. “fuck me if i’m wrong, but you look like you know how to have fun! so you better lemme in on those plans.” why stop there? get some booze, inhale neon straight from a neon sign, flash tiddies, maybe set a sector on fire…the possibilities are endless with this bombshell. 

“OH BOO - When you put it that way I have NEVER wanted to be so wrong in my life...and after-life ha!”

     “Unfortunately for me, but fortunately for you - You are looking at the Best Time of Your Life right now - Spoiler alert, it’s me! Fan favourite Polly!” she’s quick to gesture to herself and if it was physically possible she’d be will smith posing at herself right now.

“So, my bodacious hottie of a pal hear a good bitch out! This bar here?” oh? is she gesturing to The Golden Gun? A bitch just might be “I’ve just taken my afternoon line of ecto-coke and I borrowed about 50 packs of glow sticks from this store - ALRIGHT we aren’t giving them back, I’m a sexy cat burglar.”

This ghostly gal is already ushering the blonde into her own bar “I’ll buy you some drinks courtesy of my assets, we do something magical with these neon dicks SORRY glow sticks and we are NOT going to remember tonight, you in?”

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     “You basic bitches need to forget about dabbing and embrace DIBBING, dabbing’s hotter, gayer cousin! Get it now whilst an irresistible ghost is offering!”  there she goes, dibbing like nobody’s business. 

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schneesturmm:

“So that… ‘dabbing’ thing is still relevant? I thought that died out months ago.”

“No dab no LIFE babes! Asses up and titties out for that sweet millenial lifestyle am I RIGHHHHT?!” she be ghabbing! (ghost dabbing)

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oberlinvera:

“Polly. We need to come up with something for these dumbasses to eat. Something infinitely marketable, and infinitely addicting.”

“Oh shit have I got JUST the thing for you, my fave snakey.”

   “So, get this, We grab some of that human ice cream stuff and I pump it full of ecto-cocaine!!! Genius right?!?! Nothing hits you more than the after-life HA!!! OR we just send a few nudes out, it’s genius, I know.”