Im down here naked/ /theres a hole in my chest

IM ROACH [24] im gonna getcha im gonna getcha im gonna getcha RAAAA!!!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[general-zurgane]

[bodyofdeath]

It’s important to learn to avoid people who are solely focused on destroying lives, when you find somebody who has interests outside of destroying lives you can do fun stuff like go swimming and visit a cheese cave. people who aren’t into destroying lives sometimes cultivate idiosyncratic personal interests and preferences for things like the different frequencies of bells ringing, because they haven’t been preoccupied with destruction

[kaylmao]

[capacity2]

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

[grumelot123]

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

[capacity2]

Girl whatever

[grumelot123]

wait what did i do? im sorry

[capacity2]

It’s okay

[glittervermin]

[gamblersdice]

A nice game for little bookworms

[ectoparasitoid]

i like when an advertisement for some kind of food is like 100% REAL INGREDIENTS like they need to be real or you cant use them...you cant make anything w the ingredients of falsehood dude their merely illusions

[goodlouse]

[084392]

[3000s]

brunette with orange hair

[segamascott]

well there's not one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[foolcrum57]

found this pic on facebook marketplace thats unintentionally up my alley

[3000s]

ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

[flagellant]

[flagellant]

[flagellant]

[nevver]

Bad news, Syd Bee