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You already know too much about me.

[detailedart]

So I just learnt there’s this actual thing called the Super Pink Moon, thanks to dust particles in the atmosphere.

[detailedart]

So I just learnt there’s this actual thing called the Super Pink Moon, thanks to dust particles in the atmosphere.

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[emma-d-klutz]

Since Gerard Way wrote The Umbrella Acedemy comics, I felt the most powerful need to commission this. It’s finally done. Thank you, @eamhhair

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

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[punchlinetothejoke-deactivated2]

[tumblr]

[night-dragon937]

This is it

Hands down my favorite post

[llovinghome]

[thestalkerbunny]

Familiars practicing for when their Witch takes them on their first broom ride

[kamehamehatey0u]

“Jaded older character learns to become a father/second father figure to young protagonist(s)” trope is my kryptonite

Feel free to add more! This is just all I could think of.

[pawcakes]

*pushes you up against a locker like a high school bully* I like your shoes Where did you get them  

[pawcakes]

help 

[bogleech]

How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

[augustdementhe]

Thanks, OP. 

[thescriptorium]

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

[thescriptorium]

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

[thescriptorium]

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

[leok-rogue]

[itsapmseymour]

Was testing out a brush in Clip that’s supposed to imitate Liquify in Photoshop but uhhhh.....

[itsapmseymour]

L o n g

[momo-de-avis]

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

[momo-de-avis]

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

[filthybonnet]

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

[sheherzog]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[atlinmerrick]

And now with!

[guerrillatech]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cardinalvalentino]

romanticize caramelize unionize

[ceylonsilvergirl]

This is a live laugh love I actually want

[isabellaofparma]

me doing my own thing on this website, stanning whatever niche thing i’m into at the moment, unbothered by the fact that no one cares in any way

[edd28011]

Tumblr's new app face reminds me of an edgy teen who doesn't quite know what their sexuality is and is slowly starting to put up pride stuff in their bedroom to see if their parents will notice

[portentous-offerings]

It’s complete! I’m so happy with this whole project! 

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