abnormal eddie

m, she/her, early 20’s, no minors pls

[eddielives1986]

i like someone again ew ewwww

[eddielives1986]

update: he told me he likes me today and we’re gonna take things slow and see how it goes ((((:

[eddielives1986]

update: we’re in a relationship

[vamptits]

actually sex is when someone punches you in the stomach so hard you throw up

[vamptits]

i fear there was a communication breakdown somewhere.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, holding the phone too close to his face: Hey guys, I just got a text from my husband and now I’m on my way to his school be- he’s a teacher!

Eddie: He’s a teacher. Not a student.

Eddje: I’m driving to his school right now because he accidentally brought our cat to work with him

[eddielives1986]

i like someone again ew ewwww

[eddielives1986]

update: he told me he likes me today and we’re gonna take things slow and see how it goes ((((:

[maidthings]

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

[talons-mcbeak]

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

[incandysroom]

i almost watched a film once

[zackisontumblr]

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

[zaynfag]

i fly like paper get high like planes

[shamebats]

I think we owe an apology to the Americans, looks like at least some of the issues with their healthcare system can be addressed with guns

[burningfudge]

american problems require american solutions

[burningfudge]

the uhc shooting is kinda funny because it involves healthcare, gun violence, and wealth inequality

this is the most american crime ever

[alefalf]

has someone done this yet

[theknightlywolfe]

"QOTD:

Any sympathy I have is out of network.

- Jennie M"

[chrissyjoshys]

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

[joequinncrave]

joseph quinn for time out london (2023)

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎