EW - episode script, possible fan movie
INT. ATTIC, DURING A POWER OUTAGE.
And then… It turns out that he was wearing a purple suit with YELLOW SHOES!!
Wow. Isss… Is that it?? I’m pretty sure scary stories are SUPPOSED to be scary.
What- HEY. It’s called psychological horror! You’re just… uneducated!! Yeah! Uneducated.
Weeelll, anyways. Do I get a turn to share my story??
Sure, anything that’ll erase Matt’s horrible story from my mind. What kind of moron makes a horror story out of some idiot's bad outfit choices??
SHUT IT!! Let me tell my story…
The screen fades dark, then fades back into their neighborhood.
The day was- uhh… How do I describe it?? Sunshine-y! With lots of clouds! Yeah! I was walking outside holding my coke..
Today’s a really good day. I’m glad we had some more bacon left over.
What’re you doin’ now, loser? Getting more coke to complete your journey to diabetes?
Well, if you must know, I’m taking a walk. Obviously. Maybe if you weren’t so worried about being number one, you’d actually see what I'm doing!
Oh, trust me, I know exactly what you’re doin’. Wanderin’ around like a lost puppy! That’s what you’re doing!
It’s not. I thought you would’ve known better, considering you’re basically stalking me 24/7!!
Stalking?? HAH! Like I’d wanna stalk you. My crew and I have BETTER things to do!!
Well- why aren’t you doing them??
Well- Because..Uhh..Because you’re interrupting us!!
Anyways, we’re leaving. Cmon Mark… And Jon. God I hate you…
It’s okay Jon, I don’t hate you.
You two are so annoying..
Ugh- well now that those problems are solved, I think I should still go for that walk!
Edd continued to walk down the walkway from his house and onto the side of the street, the street is very busy with cars zooming by.
Jeez- where are people in such a rush to get to on a Sunday? Isn’t it like..Easter Sunday or somethin’?
Mmmnahhh. But, even if it was, then who (drawled out) reeeaally cares..
Whoah- where’d you even come from?? If you’re here, is Matt here??
Where are you two even coming from?
You two can’t just come into my story! You know that right?!
Yeah, but your story was getting boring anyway.
Yeah! That’s why I’m in the story! More pizzazz! You know?
WHATEVER!! Just let me continue.
It fades back to the street that they’re on.
Nowhere that YOU need to know about…
We came from the house! Obviously!
Well…Whatever- GET OUT FROM THE STORY AND LET ME CONTINUE MY STORY!!
Tom and Matt suddenly disappeared
Man, this is a nice walk..
This isn’t finished but like @thobg
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