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Eden | 27 | Artist messy scorpio who gives very little fucks.

[natashalyonne]

female awesome meme: [1/5] female characters with the best development ✮ annie landsberg, there is no plan or pattern in the universe. it’s just chaos.

[edenfullers]

witch

witch: do you believe in heaven?

Do I believe in heaven? That’s a fucking good one. That’s rich, really, ‘cause then I’d have to believe in hell as well, 'cause that’s the one I’d be going to. And like, no thanks.

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jamiecvr‌:

Jamie looked down at her boot and laughed. “Aren’t those expensive? You’d think they’d be able to hold up,” he replied. “And are they even comfortable? Maybe now your foot can breathe a little bit.” He looked up from her shoes to her face now. “The trials and tribulations of being an art hoe.”

"They are, but they last forever so they’re worth it. These ones are legit ten years old, maybe more. And they’ve seen things,” Eden chuckled. “They’re the most comfortable shoe on earth, fact.” Her laughter doubled when she realized what it was Jamie had actually said. “—Did you just call me an art hoe?” 

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naomidicz‌:

“Yeah, it actually does? I can’t believe that. Here you go.”

 Taking the stapler from Naomi, she brought it to her skirt which was ripped where the zip was and liable to fall apart if she didn’t do something. “How do you even end up with a stapler in your bag. Were you like, stealing office supplies?” Eden joked.

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vampire, midnight

vampire: are you afraid of death?

No.

midnight: last horror move that you’ve watched?

I forget. Umm. Bride of Frankenstein, maybe? Yeah. It was a pre-Halloween horror marathon at some guy’s house...thing.

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lxcarter‌:

“You want this?” Lucian stepped back out onto the sidewalk, glancing back at the person behind him. “Guy fucked up my order, so ended up giving me both… I drink this, too, and I’ll be buzzed all night. Kinda gotta sleep tonight, for once in my life.” He needed to be at the shelter at 6 a.m. so two coffees really wouldn’t work —- and honestly, it wasn’t a good enough excuse for being wrecked.

Eden outstretched a hand, despite not knowing what was in the cup. “It better be pumpkin spice latte,” she said jokingly.

[thepumpkin-queenn]

HALLOWEEN ASKS 🎃

ghost: have you ever seen a psychic? witch: do you believe in heaven? black cat: favorite urban legend? bats: are you superstitious? coffin: have you ever had a paranormal experience? cauldron: strangest dream (or nightmare) you’ve had? wizard: do you believe in aliens? enchanted: what fictional character scares you most? haunt: do you believe in haunted objects? spells: do you believe in magic? graveyard: do you believe any conspiracy theories? if so, which ones? potion: favorite horror movie? full moon: do you believe in reincarnation? vampire: are you afraid of death? pumpkin: do you believe in ghosts? midnight: last horror move that you’ve watched? skeleton: what is your biggest fear? crystal ball: when is a time you got caught? magic: have you had any near-death experiences? raven: favorite fairytale? ouija: have you ever played with a ouija board? fangs: favorite poem?

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auriksen‌:

“Superglue no — just regular glue. Perks of having a four-year-old brother, he puts stuff in your bag all the time. And coffee, coffee would be nice.” 

“Let’s have it,” Eden said, wondering if that would make the book hold. “Hopefully it’ll work and I won’t have to pay exorbitant library fees,” she said, holding the thick book sans jacket in one hand and its spine which had become detached in the other.

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naomidicz‌:

“I have - a stapler? No glue, though, unfortunately. I’m so sorry.”

“You know what — that might just work. Does it have staples?”

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issa-anderson‌:

“Superglue? Duct tape? I realize I’m basically carrying around a Mary Poppins bag, but do you think I’m some kinda serial killer or something?” Issa joked, shifting her large and probably over-filled bag on her shoulder as she looked back at Eden. “Why, what happened?” 

“This,” she said, and lifted her Doc Martens boot in step to reveal a heel that was coming off. “I mean, I can hobble to work just fine, take my shoes off there, and then hobble back home, but, you know. Functional shoes would be preferable.”

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jamiecvr‌:

It was at this moment Jamie wished he adopted his father’s habit of carrying a First Aid kit on him everywhere he went. There was always tape in one of those. Then maybe he could ask Eden to tackle the grocery list nagging at him from his back pocket. “Sincerely wish I could help, but I got nothing,” he replied, holding up his empty hands. “What’s the matter?”

Eden scoffed in irritation, but mostly at her own situation rather than Jamie’s inability to help her. "This.” She lifted up her foot to display a Doc Martens boot, splitting apart at the heel, detached like the boot had now acquired a mouth. “It’s like, the perfect thing I needed this morning, really. Love hobbling when I walk.” 

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“Shit. Please tell me you have superglue or shoe goo or duct tape or something. I’ll pay you in dinner, a rare holographic Venusaur— name your price.” 

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vndcrscns‌:

“I’d offer to buy you a drink, but I’ve been waiting for my beer for about ten-ish minutes and quite unsuccessfully trying to get the attention of the bartender who looks like he’s way too happy to serve the bridal party at the far end.”

"We could pretend we’re with the bridal party? I don’t know about you but I’m quite adamant not to leave here tonight without a drink.” 

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owenvanburen‌:

“Hit me with whatever comes to your mind — does the crack of two eggs count? ‘Cause that’s what I had for breakfast,” Owen replied, pulling out his phone to show her the photos he took at the dog park. “Have at it, I took a whole bunch I’m surprised there’s even space left on my camera roll.” 

"Okay, so was this a Disney-themed hooker you came across, or just some nutcase with Minnie Mouse ears?” Because propositioned, in Eden’s book, could mean just about anything. Leaning across the table, her eyes went as big as saucers seeing the corgis, and she made a high pitched noise to match. “Oooooooh. These are so. Adorable. I’m kinda happy I wasn’t there to tell you the truth, because I probably would’ve kidnapped one. No. Dog-napped.”

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littlemissberne‌:

“Oh, well, I don’t usually… I just know a lot consider it that, whatever it’s supposed to mean. Ugg boots, too, right? But it’s never stopped me doing any of it if it’s meant to be an insult.” Holly shook her head a moment. “People are the strangest people or whatever,” she answered. “Okay, so, moving on I guess. I’ll go raid the store later.”

"I don’t know, I don’t listen to what other people find ‘basic’ or whatever other catch-words we’re using this week,” Eden shrugged. She was someone who both cared too much and too little of other’s opinions; it was a handful sometimes. “Wear what you want to wear, drink what you wanna drink, and who cares if some bitch blogs about you in her blog that goes out to 122 people. Life shouldn’t be lived in fear.”

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parkergrayson‌:

“That’s actually really smart,” he said, pondering what she said. “But don’t those places usually have really shitty coffee?”

“Maybe... if you’re some kinda coffee bean connoisseur. I dunno, they’re cheap, give me my caffeine fix for the morning, and don’t take half an hour of standing in line to get or seven bucks out of my pocket. Works for me.”

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lukeriverss‌:

“I’ve probably tripped over more than twenty pumpkins everywhere I go. It’s not even October yet and the Halloween decorations are overtaking everything. What’s coming next week? Blow up Santa Clause?”

"I dunno, I like it. It’s a big fucking good riddance to summer which is three scorching months of heat and bullshit that no one’s gonna miss. I’d rather trip over pumpkins than still be sweating every morning on my way to the studio.”