Eden's Garden

IDK MAN THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE IN ALL CAPS I'm not organized enough to manage side blogs for my interests, alright?

[edenway]

I really didn't think the spn trio would get me. I haven't even watched this last season of The Boys. But UUUUUGGGH

I keep seeing edits flashing between them in The Boys and then in the earlier seasons of spn and UGGGH MY BOYS

[edenway]

The ttmd;ttms withdrawal starting to hit me yall

Nothing but the utmost love and respect to writers everywhere. It WILL be worth the wait.

But I'm starting to itch like mf

[edenway]

I don't think you guys understand the moment I'm having right now

Computa, how do I place a curse on that man's bloodline?

[fuzzy]

KLAY THOMPSON SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES OPEN YOU FUCKING PUSSY BITCH

[edenway]

BECAUSE IT IS THAT SERIOUS

[tina-snow]

actually i’m still on this. what the fuck does “horrible mood swings” mean.

[edenway]

I virtually never care about celebrities, but Megan Pete - Megan THEE Stallion - is the exception.

IM SO FUCKING HEATED

I WANT THAT MAN ATOMIZED

[nonaferatu]

maybe this is parasocial of me but can Megan Thee Stallion catch a single fucking break- why can't this talented and hard-working woman be left in peace?

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

can we talk again about the betrayal of that fuckass slick back bun for the entirety of season 5

because i feel like el's freedom is always measured by her hair, because papa used to buzz it when she had no freedom, and she let it grow freely when she got out

up until s4, when she got bangs in california, because she didn't lose her freedom but a lot of her confidence was taken from her by bullies and struggling to find her space there

and then papa got her back and buzzed her hair again and she cried after feeling her head because that meant the autonomy and personality she gained had been taken again

so then in s5 to have this clear hair growth and just.... tie it back?? el would NEVER because her hair is the thing that meant she was free and could be herself, papa was dead and the lab was far behind her and she finally got what symbolised her freedom back, and she just.... hides it?

[edenway]

It would've been really cool for her hair to start in that slick back bun and for pieces to fall out and curl as the season goes on.

I envision it falls out completely during the final fight with Vecna.

A situation where Vecna lands a devastating blow, and is moving in to finish the job. El whips up to continue the fight at the same time that arm snaps forward, only for it to be caught at the last second. And in that edge-of-your-seat, held-breath, dramatic shot we finally get to see her hair out, wild, and free.

Here, the party stepping in - especially Will with his powers - frees El from solitude and burden. She's not alone, and she's not solely responsible for saving the world. And that would be encapsulated by her hair.

And then, in the epilogue, she's got her Byers Bangs™ back, and her hair's long and adorned with all kinds of accessories. A headband, clips, pins, bring back the green scrunchie, whatever. It's all very fun and colorful, maybe a little silly, but to be cringe is to be free, and El is free.

[ssentinl]

mike never apologized for the rain fight… yeah, he said it to the door, meaning for it to get to will, but will was sobbing and there was rain and lighting and there’s no way he heard mike…

[edenway]

Even then, he says, "we're sorry," at the door. He's apologizing for both Lucas and himself, the things they both did.

I'm sure he intends to include the rain fight in that, but come on. "It's not my fault you don't like girls," hurtled at one of your closest and longest held friends? That needs its own big ass apology, accompanied by rather pathetic groveling.

[exozom]

"If Will was a girl, I'd want to be his boyfriend. Is that weird?"

"Its Will, dude. Everyone feels that way about him."

[edenway]

Lucas figures this out through Max. Coming from California, she's just more informed. It's not a quick or easy thing - its not like Max is an expert either - but they talk about it a lot and get through it together.

Lucas subsequently realizes Mike's also a little fruit loop; but you can't just inform your bestie they're gay, you know. Lucas is gracious enough not to out him to Max, but she knows. She's noticed. So they're both watching Mike like, "any day now..."

[edenway]

Did we get an explanation on how El revived Max? Is that another thing the Duffers fucked up, or am I stupidly forgetting?

I feel like if that ability could've been pretty fucking useful in the 5th season.

[edenway]

Not to be a child, but if byler were canon, the radio tower would be an insane gay joke.

Like they really had the "what are we" talk on an erect structure. And like immediately after this, it's revealed that this structure is misaligned and will not be penetrating the "rift" as planned.

And you know what? Byler aside, this should've been where Robin made a dick joke, actually.

[myliehubz]

jane hopper u were so much more than just a ship

[edenway]

Don't forget: She could also be aimlessly wandering the globe all by herself... alone... again... 😅🥲😢😭

The ability to come up with 3 complete dogshit endings for one character... it's something...

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[edenway]

These are such good names?!?!?!?!

Claudia be bullshitting too, but she's also always right about everything all the time, even when she's wrong, you know

[edenway]

Desperately need to express my feeling about how FINE the adult gaang looks (particularly my old flame: prince zuko)

But I have absolutely nothing appropriate or coherent to say

What a time to be bisexual. I was definitely born in the right generation.

[edenway]

I like that every once in a while, someone's like, "Hey, has anyone figured out how to get off the bus yet?" And the rest of us go,"nooooooo"

I like our little byler-pill check-ins

On that note: reminder to take your meds, everyone!!!

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together