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July 25 2012

#he was such a baby???? looking back he’s a damn kid and I wanted this man to RUIN me in more way than one??????#we’re a year a part and I wanted him to fuck me into oblivion and he looks so much younger as a blond #still eats tho

I want mermaid romansty so bad

#like what’s a girl gotta do to get MERMAID SMUT AND FANTASY #do I have to write it myself?!?!!

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11 years ago today, One Direction released “Drag Me Down”

#I still think about the chest hair from this day and it puts my fucked up uterus into overdrive

YALL I just watched a TikTok that had an audio saying “I just love MAYO so I can pretend it’s CUM just slather it all over my face! so good! it’s the most action I get all year!” WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE I can’t stand white folks

#I say that as a CAUCASIAN woman #also yes the sentiment the mayo to cum pipeline is TRUE but i don’t want it near me #YALL NEED JESUS FFR #DONT fucking play with me

so i wrote an essay on my grief and i thought about sharing it here but idk

#I don't want to make y'all sad or some shit #but I just need to get it out ya know #I guess let me know #I may just put it on here for shits and giggles

ya know what im fuming about rn

hubby and i decided to get take out at a local tex mex place i told him twice before he left BEEF QUESADILLA for little miss he comes back with a beef BURRITO she’s never eaten a beef BURRITO she eats BEEF QUESADILLAS bc that is the only thing i’ve ever made for her since i cook a lot so now she’s eating chips with no beef and no quesadillas and he tells me you said burrito

needless to say im making her a quesadilla

#IM GETTING MY CAST IRON RITE THE FUQ NOW #you’re about to meet Jesus sir #I literally cried bc wtf #why do moms have to carry this shit and dads are like la de da about it? LIKE GIVE HER THE QUESODILLA

man i just woke up from a nap and i had a good ass dream about niall living in the suburbs and remembered me from college

someone at work today wrote on the board that Mayo is the best condiment and I about quit I can’t work in those conditions

hi!

i have been mia for a bit due to life, work, husband, the now two year old tiny tornado toddler terrorist.

and i am writing my first ever full length gothic romansty.

anyway, i'm not dead and i still very much hate mayo

#whatever

bad1dimagines

I hope you all know that I’m raising my daughter right she currently loves little white lies aka “widdle *insert toddler gibberish* tides” and where do broke hearts go aka “where go go”

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Niall breathing:

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sienree: 3 on 3! Congrats on the WIN @niallhoran 🖤 Love ya pal!

letsbelonelytogetherr

— unknown; the longevity of life and love (via theblob1958)

According to my 19 month old daughter I am “being mean” with everything that she doesn’t like and everything that is mine is hers “dats mine” and “hers just a baby” when she’s in trouble

#help me pls

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brothers

#I literally said “the fuck out loud last night when I saw that backwards cap #I was drooling in front of my daughter and husband #caught me off guard #and the hair poking out front DAMN #about to wreck your world Steven

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