Meh

Just trying here, don't mind me.

[markets]

talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man

[reserve]

honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster

[imsoshive]

Evil Khaled

You stupid You very stupid We the worst You a dumbass You untrustworthy I don’t fuck with you

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

this hurt to read in his voice

[endofeva1997]

Do you like Marina and the Diamonds? Her early work really captures the essence of mentally fraught young womanhood, but she truly came into her own voice with Electra Heart. Some dislike its more pop-oriented direction, but I think the album is fantastic. 

[hotvampireadjacent]

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

this was funnier in my head

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Then you must be in hysterics

[lethalbutterfly]

[brockpkmn-deactivated20221115]

she’s spitting facts! take care of yourself or evil can’t prosper!

[rars]

collection of images i found on google that point to cats’ primordial pouches

[robotbeowulf]

[scarlettaagni]

[guerrillatech]

[bananonbinary]

i am once again asking you all to stop fucking using “lives with their parents” as an insult. humans live in groups, sometimes (frequently) those groups include multiple generations, get the fuck over it. it’s weird as hell to act like THAT’S somehow unnatural or creepy or pathetic instead of like, anything that actually matters at all.

[excalibelle]

it’s also ableist and classist as fuck

[guerrillatech]

[pastasam]

literally If you have this mindset just do local volunteer work at like a soup kitchen or something instead of working at a fucking Wendy’s

[sacredstem]

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

[garbage-empress]

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

[zagreus]

We’re no strangers to loss You know the pattern, and so do I…

[zagreus]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Read the rumor that Chris Pratt is accepting voice work bc he's unvaccinated and can't get in-person gigs, and you know what? I'm a truther now. This is my flat earth. This is my conspiracy theory I wholeheartedly accept

He could post a video of himself getting vaccinated and flash his vaccination card on camera and I'd still be like, this is clearly CGI. Look at the way the needle clips through his skin. Fake news.

[byjove]

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll

[byjove]

everybody is like “oh you think dolls die?” “how would a kid tell if a doll is dead?” have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare

[nellygwyn]

I put on Twitter that a cute date idea for me (a cis woman with reproductive issues) and my boyfriend (a trans man) would be for us to get a hysterectomy together and someone replied:

[autoneurotic]

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

[nautblog]

Basically every MLB fan <3

[autoneurotic]

major league baseball?

[autoneurotic]

LIKE THE SPORTS??

[omgimsuchadork]

please appreciate this because it was a lot harder and took a lot longer than it looks or should have

[lichen-thr0pe]

[catboycrucifixion]