he died for my sins, not yours...

I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl (she/him idc)

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how do you feel about men who rub cocaina on the tips of their condoms so they girl they get with end up addicted to "them"

I hope you made this up just to fuck with me and no one is this stupid

[gunsandfireandshit]

Cocaine is a topical analgesic that not only numbs but also restricts blood flow, I feel like intravaginal route would be the exact opposite of sexy unless the woman is really into edging

[gunsandfireandshit]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[segamascott]

i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about

[dragongirlsnout]

You smoked dog weed

[harpydykehalo]

The what

[al5asa]

Just let out a really loud sigh...

Mind you this is from a comic that celebrates the Asian heritage of superheroes.

[kalwriting]

[tabloidsores]

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

When did i rise

[divergent998-blog]

[jjbang8]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[screenshotsofdespair]

[muteddaydreams]

it’s get a bag tuesday y’all

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[afloweroutofstone]

[maletolion]

kind of feel like listening to slowdive and wearing women's clothing today

[junecast-moonfast]

Album/playlist Kinsey scale

0 Exclusively listens to albums

1 Predominantly listens to albums, rarely listens to playlists

2 Predominantly listens to albums, often listens to playlists

3 Equally listens to albums and playlists

4 Predominantly listens to playlists, often listens to albums

5 Predominantly listens to playlists, rarely listens to albums

6 Exclusively listens to playlists

x Doesn't listen to music

x Listens to music, but not in either of these ways (eg: radio)

idk/i'm bald/results/nuance

Voting ended onJul 1

Reblogs for sample size are appreciated, as I feel like my circle of mutuals would probably fall on the lower end of the scale! :p