vicious and delicious

shhme

[belikememes]

Perfection

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[lilmamabeyellin]

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

[jee-q]

I mind my business, but I do pay attention.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

When you cheat on your diet.

[troyboltonfanclub]

my life is a constant cycle of me deciding to get my shit together and me deciding to not give a fuck and giving up

[kagero68]

Suave, slow and elegant movements. I can not stop been mesmerized.

[dancinggrimm]

Whoooa!

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

“ tries “ ?

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US!

[bust-down-memeiana]

That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper and legit the same thing

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

picky as fuck and I pick you

[legendarylullabies]

[outcastsuggestion]

it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[cari28ch3-me]

Don’t get us started on “straw”

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[soularbuds]

wish i was snuggling not struggling

[lascivious-witch]

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.