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[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[scoutsmoocrew]

[leghorn]

[mr-downer]

yeah how come there isn’t male cow milk 🤔

[scope-dogg]

There is but I wouldn’t recommend it

[lizzibennet]

can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

[lizzibennet]

conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

[sweaterweathertechno]

[lizzibennet]

holy shit

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[manymonsters]

What a KING he did that for us 😭😂😭😂😭

[consultingcriminalatyourservice]

LEGEND

[kougie]

youre a mean one

mister

[nattousan]

[dailytwitterposts]

[badlydrawneverything]

[uhhhsylum]

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

[masonicbeheadingritual]

ok. I’m crying

[just-another-emo-perspective]

this is so sweet

[clotworthyskeffington]

“When I was growing up, I never thought I’d want kids. I had a tough childhood. And when you have a tough childhood, it’s hard to believe that a good childhood is even an option. So I didn’t want kids, because I was afraid if I did that they would feel how I felt. I didn’t want anyone to feel the way I felt. And then I got pregnant when I was eighteen, so I made a promise to never let my baby feel that way. A while ago, I gave her my favourite book from my childhood to read, From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. It’s about some kids who run away from home and go live in a museum. So one day she’s reading it, and she stops for a moment. And she says, “Mom, I kinda like the book, but I kinda don’t.” I said, “That’s all right, what don’t you like about it?” She said, “I just don’t understand how anyone could want to run away from home.” I said, “You never thought about it?” She said, “Why would I? I have the best mom ever.” So I hugged her and cried. The reason I liked the book was the reason she didn’t! I’m keeping my promise, and just a little reminder: your past doesn’t define you. You can do better, even if you don’t know how yet.”

@suicideskin

[the-white-otipoby]

[dulect]

“Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.”

— Anonymous  (via minuty)

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house

[lesbianveronicaquaife-deactivat]

[blackpyrefly]

bro do not pour grease, oil, or fat down the fucking sink oh my god

[jayadonisg]

[tequilaandtiramisu]

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

[spicyjamaicanpatty-deactivated2]

this cartoon works at target clearly

[twixnmix]

Eartha Kitt and orchestra leader Frank Weir at Churchill’s Club in London, 1951.

Photos by Russell Westwood   

[the-memedaddy]

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