I AM THE ALPHA LIZARD.

Hey guys how's it going

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[valtsv]

live weird die mysteriously

[house-of-chud]

leave a ton of unanswered questions

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[vaintrdraws]

sona trying to act casual and failing

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: Even the greatest of creatures must bear the astral cone, if they cannot stop nibbling at their bandages!!

[potheadpophead]

I think unethical and bloody sex in an abandoned graveyard or church would fix me

[kougie]

What direction do you hang up your t-shirts?

Design facing left

Design facing right

Doesn't matter/either way

I don't hang my t-shirts up

Voting ended onJun 2

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[squeakitties]

who wins (in general)

Astarion

The Poopsmith

Voting ended onFeb 19

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[larchcoin]

When your body starts growing a cage

[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms

[fairweatheralways]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

[moonsbean]

Moved out so I could be loud! But now I have a husband that I love so so much I refuse to wake him up with loud even if i really really want to.

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Im going to come to your house and wake your stupid ass husband up

[biteybeast]

[deaddolin]

they thought my pronouns was a credit card.

[cutecipher]

99% of users on tumblr are some sort of gay as fuck animal