edgar bones

not that buff, not that tough, just a hufflepuff

[only-aestheticc]

[mattddadario]

Alberto Rosende for NKD Mag (February 2016)

[dontcallmefrankie-blog]

“Did I hear a rumor about some Star Wars cosplay? I want in on this, guys.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“You may have heard correctly. It’s gonna be epic. I must warn you in advance that my C3PO impersonation is pretty sick.”

[talentformischief-blog]

“Just because I happened to be near, does not automatically make that explosion my fault” 

[edtothebone-blog]

“If that’s what you say happened then I believe you, mate, but I don’t know what professor or prefect will.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[a-very-kieran-blog]

“I really doubt you’d really want to owe me one. And disillusioning you would be probably as kind as I can get, I could go get Amycus, or Dominic.” 

[edtothebone-blog]

“No, leave them out of it. Look, I said I’d owe you one and I mean it. I doubt you’re ever gonna get an offer like that from me again. So take it or leave it. I don’t really need your help that desperately.” Edgar squirms, trying to reach for his wand a couple of feet below him on the floor.

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[illiad-amycus]

“You say nightmares like they wouldn’t be excellent thoughts. But it’s not like you deserve them anyway. Hmm, now that is the ten thousand Galleon question isn’t it? You’re going to owe me a favor.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“Yes, fine. I’ll owe you one favour. Now, will you stop teasing me and just let me down, okay?”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[kingslee-shacklebolt]

“Carpe’ing all the fucking diems sounds like it may get kind of exhausting. You may want to put some naps in there somewhere. Perhaps wait for the blood to return to your feet.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“So wise you are Kings. The perfect Ravenclaw. I will postpone seizing the day until my feet are in full operation and in the meantime, you will be my crutch.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[illiad-amycus]

“Twins are very close. Especially me and mine. Well, I’m not the one doing a lovely impersonation of a puppet, I don’t think you’re really in any place to talk sass, are you?”

[edtothebone-blog]

“ I won’t pry any further into your private life because I don’t want to be up all night with nightmares. Oh, right, of course... Um, so, what’s it gonna take for you to let me down?”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[kingslee-shacklebolt]

“Of course you did, only way to go about it. We’re a dependable pair. Ravenclaw sort of thing. Steady there, buddy.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“Kinglsey, my old mucker, I have a whole new perspective on life and not just because I was hanging upside down for a half hour. Now that I can walk again, I’m gonna carpe all the fucking diems.”

[snapcrackleevans-blog]

workin’ | hogwarts

“All I’m saying is that Transfiguration could stand to be a little easier.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“I hear ya, pal but if you’re struggling, just imagine how the rest of us are finding it.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[a-very-kieran-blog]

“Mmm, pass. Maybe I should Disillusion you so you’ll be harder to find.” 

[edtothebone-blog]

“No, no, no, no, no, I was just kidding. Come on, Avery, just help me and I’ll owe you one.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[illiad-amycus]

“Oh, Bones, this is far from kinky. I can go get my sister if you like, she’ll show you the real meaning of kinky. Since when do I owe you a favor?”

[edtothebone-blog]

“I don’t even wanna know how you know about your own sisters kinks but no, ta, I’ll take your word for it. What with your heart of gold, I thought you were dispensing favours like gumballs.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[kingslee-shacklebolt]

“You are the very picture of gallantry. Never doubted for a second. Hold on, let me- there, right side up again.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“Dumbledore was going to award me a medal himself but I turned it down. Gotta stay humble. I can always count on you, Kings. Thank Merlin! I can feel my feet again!”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[illiad-amycus]

“Nah, I rather prefer you this way.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“Kinky but I don’t have time to flirt with you, Carrow. Just need a small favour.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[a-very-kieran-blog]

“I’m gonna think for moment… Absolutely not.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“Why don’t you do something unpredictable for once? Be a decent person. Help me out. I know you really want to, ya big softie.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

[kingslee-shacklebolt]

“You know mate, I’m not even gonna ask.”

[edtothebone-blog]

“Good because I swear it had nothing to do with being blindsided by some hench, six and a half foot snakes. It was much more gallant than that.”

[edtothebone-blog]

hogwarts | spot of bother

“Uh, help?”