Edward Lauder

My father inherited the Estée Lauder companies from his parents Estée and Joseph Lauder. After he died, the companies fell into my hands. As one of the youngest billionaires in the world, there is a lot of responsibility on my shoulders. I still know how to have fun.

[noah-gray-isokay-deactivated201]

…Don’t you think I’ve tried? That didn’t help my mom. Just- move. Get the fuck out of the way and stop being such a dick- there’s enough of those in this fucking world. Now piss off. 

[edwardlauder]

"If you don't want me to be a dick then don't over share. You can't have many decent reactions to it. I'm not some pussy bitch that's going to give you a hug and tell you it's all gonna be fine. I sure as hell am not going to praise you for punching somebody and getting yourself hurt either. A real man knows how to get their mother out of danger."

[kathrynvandervliert]

"Even dogs have breeds, honey."

"Perhaps all that alcohol or whatever you put on that mouth of yours is damaging whatever is left of your brain, I did not say anything. For you, I am Kathryn."

[edwardlauder]

"For me? Wow I must be special... I'll have you know that my brain is completely solid and in tiptop shape. I hold my booze just fine. So shut up about it."

[little-miss-rissa-blog]

"Nice to meet you as well Edward."

[edwardlauder]

"Beatrice doesn't suit you. Is it a family name?"

[xoxosandywinters]

everyone a little crazy at times. Just depends how crazy you are.

[edwardlauder]

"Probably the most sane thing I have heard all day. My name's Edward Lauder. Yours?"

[noah-gray-isokay-deactivated201]

My stepdad beat up my mom. Now…I’m going to find ice… so excuse me. 

[edwardlauder]

"I really don't know why you'd tell a stranger that. I'm not a fucking uniform. Go to the cops man."

[noah-gray-isokay-deactivated201]

No- I. I punched someone. 

[edwardlauder]

"Right okay, why the fuck would a shrimp like you go and do something stupid like that?"

[kathrynvandervliert]

"Someone got attitude. Put the paws down honey, I have no reason to even look at you, let alone talk to you.”

[edwardlauder]

"Now who has their paws up."

"You were saying something. I heard it but hey if you want to deny it that's fine. Who are you anyway? I can't tell if you look familiar."

[noah-gray-isokay-deactivated201]

No- yes- I…I don’t know. I just need ice. 

[edwardlauder]

"Do I look like a waiter kid? What the fuck happened to you? You punch a wall?"

[arrynharper-blog]

"I’m afraid this is entirely my fault, actually."

[edwardlauder]

"What did you do?"

[little-miss-rissa-blog]

Beatrice. Bea for short.

[edwardlauder]

"Well it's a pleasure to meet you Bea. My name is Edward Lauder."

[srslyorion-deactivated20150318]

Was I doing that again? It happened when I’m trying to think of something.

[edwardlauder]

"Right well, you should probably talk to somebody-- other than yourself about that."

[queenv-bass]

And I think you’re incapable of giving me a direct answer since you fear getting slapped, pretty boy. So give me a yes and we’ll find out if I’m ‘all talk’.

[edwardlauder]

"I don't have time for this. Either you were talking to yourself, or to me and since you haven't repeated yourself I have to assume it was the first of the two. Therefore, you're crazy. Only a crazy person would waste this much time on a conversation leading to nowhere."

[kathrynvandervliert]

"Sorry, are you talking to me?"

[edwardlauder]

"Have I got any real reason to be speaking to you? I thought you said something that's all."

[jude-ainsworth-blog]

"I was just saying that… Doesn’t matter. I wasn’t talking to myself. Hi."

[edwardlauder]

"Right, well then, maybe next time you speak to somebody you'll speak a little more clearly, yeah? If it doesn't matter, why were you speaking? Come on now speak up."

[xoxosandywinters]

if you didn’t know i’m already crazy.

[edwardlauder]

"Yeah? How do you know?"

[ellanawong]

"What if I’m actually crazy? You’re dangerously close to me if that’s the case, you know.”

[edwardlauder]

"Ah--"

"Guess I just like the thrill of chance. Are you crazy then? Hmm?"

[aureliaxdevereaux-deactivated20]

I was talking to you silly… Can you give me my book. Yes the green one over there.

[edwardlauder]

"Right... sure." He reached over and grabbed the book for her before frowning a little over the rim of his glass. "You weren't asking long were you?"