I'm sorry to tell you this but Ed thinks Izzy is so hot actually. Ed wants to billygoat that fucking goatee. Ed wants to put his face against that furry chest and fuckin INHALE. Ed wants to put Izzy's thighs around his head and live there for a little while.
It brings me no joy to inform you that Ed sees Izzy across the room sometimes and just goes so absolutely hard that he has to stand facing a corner and list constellations in his head until he forgets about the shape of Izzy's jaw.
Tragically I must be the one to tell you that Ed wants to rip off that leather jerkin with his teeth and get so so nasty with it and Izzy would LET HIM


















