The highs and lows of watching the shows

30+yo and should know better. StedeBunnett on ao3. I post adult shit.

[carrymelikeimcute]

5 stars

"Your landlord turns up at your flat drunk in the middle of the night just when you need to bring your father to your boyfriends family Christmas. As meet Cutes go this one is a doozy! Sid agrees to pose as Lucas' father to impress his future in Laws, I mean what could possibly go wrong.

It is such a refreshing change to read a story where both characters feel like real people, flaws and emotional baggage and all, plus neither of them being totally ripped adonises just adds to they way the characters just jump off the page. The slow burn feels so natural and the festive York setting has me itching for a gingerbread latte in April!"

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[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[whatsadopamine]

jack discovers that dennis and robby have the same brat face

[dicklessthewonderclown]

“you can’t ship them, it’s weird/toxic/problematic/whatever—” have you considered that that’s exactly why i ship them

[carrymelikeimcute]

"that chilli is full of capsaicinoids as a deterrent to being eaten and it will burn your mouth!!!" HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT THE PAINFULL SPICINESS IS NOT A DETERRANT TO ME AND IN FACT I CRAVE IT.

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[lichanicksstuff]

No because supernatural did a whole dance sequence (to a song by a gay man, mind you) as a metaphor for Dean wanting to settle down with someone by his side and then KILLED HIM. They had Castiel confess that all he ever wanted was to have a life with Dean and then KILLED HIM. And then they never let them MEET IN HEAVEN FOR FU-

[screamingsquamousthings]

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

[screamingsquamousthings]

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

[theincorrectpitt]

Santos: Your existence is confusing. Whitaker: How so? Santos: Your presence is incredibly annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[carrymelikeimcute]

[greelin]

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

[carrymelikeimcute]

i cannot get on board with dom!robby but what i CAN get on board with is dom!abbot who uses robby as a proxy, like a dildo he can boss around, like robby is a fucking med student and he's guiding him through a procedure - just hovering over his shoulder telling him what to do to dennis in a soft but firm way, commenting on how much dennis wants that, how he knows robby likes that too, that he should go harder, deeper, suck here, bite that, taking hold of robby's hips and adjusting his angle, pushing his shoulders down closer to dennis, guiding him into a kiss, or holding him by the hair and using him like a fleshlight to get dennis off until robby's losing his mind in subspace because he's giving dennis everything he wants and doing everything abbot says and it's so much he can't think which is good because he literally doesn't have to.

[carrymelikeimcute]

ofmd follows you are gonna want to blacklist the pitt tag NOW

I am truly sorry for what i am becoming

[carrymelikeimcute]

So apparently I like noses

[carrymelikeimcute]

update I am now watching ER

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[kink-tomato]

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

[getvalentined]

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

I made one comment, and it was this:

No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.

[undeadhousewife]

[thepittmemes]